Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Silver Prime]

Ha ha ha, Classic.

Reminds me of George carlin.

George carlin: A reveren from a church made a huge complaint saying he dident like what he heard on the radio...

George carlin:Well revern; dident anyone tell you there are two nobs on the radio? One of them adjust the volume, and the other one (whacks his head) Changes the fucking station.

lol

 

[BudAshes]

This is correct.

Never = this happens no times at all
Always = this happens every time

not always = opposite of always, occupies the probability space not occupied by always
never = AN opposite of always, occupies some small portion of the probability space not occupied by always

not always occupies a greater definitional domain upon which to develop opposition to always.


This is a CONSTANT problem in developing psychological questionnaires.

"I enjoy my job" Strongly disagree
"I dislike my job" Strongly disagree
wtf?
answer: "I just kind of put up with my job, but it isn't bad."


dislike is not the opposite of enjoy; never is not the opposite of never.

Never is the opposite of always. Everyone knows this.

 

[tynopik]

Never = this happens no times at all
Always = this happens every time

not always = opposite of always, occupies the probability space not occupied by always
never = AN opposite of always, occupies some small portion of the probability space not occupied by always

east is not south, therefore east is an opposite of south?

i'm pretty sure that's what you're arguing for

 

[Gibsons]

 

[shortylickens]

Thats cooler than anything Neo or Bond ever did.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

east is not south, therefore east is an opposite of south?

i'm pretty sure that's what you're arguing for

The opposite of yes is maybe.

 

[l0cke]

http://i.imgur.com/1iPFrYP.gif

That gif cuts out a lot, here's the whole video (1:29)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da4_1373347190

 

[Dr. Zaus]

The clouds are dark, and the winds are strong... I can't stop laughing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Wp76ly2_NoI

east is not south, therefore east is an opposite of south?

i'm pretty sure that's what you're arguing for

east is neutral vis a vis south, but anything with a degree of north occupies the space that is in opposition to south.

The opposite of yes is maybe.

The opposite of yes is not "maybe", but rather "not yes". As "maybe" still occupies some the probability space of yes.

I will now make up for all this overly specific psuto-phlosophical wankery with a video about what happens when you are bad at parenting:

<NSFW>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
</NSFW>

Never is the opposite of always. Everyone knows this.

Argument OVER!

 

[RU482]

that guy has a massive schlong

 

[effowe]

 

[Fritzo]

Ah, you pulled the "if I fuck up her stuff one time, she'll let me off the hook forever" trick, eh?
:biggrin:
I wish I had someone to pull that on. I'm stuck doing my own.

Seriously. She has laundry down to a science. I get yelled at for things like "Not using 27% Tide, 22% Cheer, and a special blend fabric softener on the light-mauve sorted load."

 

[Fritzo]

The clouds are dark, and the winds are strong... I can't stop laughing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Wp76ly2_NoI


east is neutral vis a vis south, but anything with a degree of south occupies the space that is in opposition to south.

The opposite of yes is not maybe, but rather not yes. As maybe still occupies the probability space of yes.

I will now make up for all this overly specific psuto-phlosophical wankery with a video about what happens when you are bad at parenting:

<NSFW>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
</NSFW>



Argument OVER!

It's not over until someone proves it won't take off on a treadmill.

 

[eits]

he must have a really tall girlfriend...

 

[Gibsons]

 

[Gibsons]

 

[Juddog]

he must have a really tall girlfriend...

Sarcasm?

 

[John Connor]

The clouds are dark, and the winds are strong... I can't stop laughing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Wp76ly2_NoI

I can't stop laughing at you. Read about Sodom and Gomorrah. Of course you are probably are an athirst.

 

[John Connor]

It's not over until someone proves it won't take off on a treadmill.

If I place Dixycrat on a treadmill and kick him in the ass will he move faster? LOL That's one for Myth Busters!

 

[preslove]

I can't stop laughing at you. Read about Sodom and Gomorrah. Of course you are probably are an athirst.

The point of Sodom and Gomorrah story is to show how much God hates the abuse of guests, and to emphasize the importance of hospitality. At least, that's the traditional Jewish understanding of the text. And, I'm pretty sure Dixycrat is a devout Christian.

You consistently show yourself on these boards as a fucking idiot.

 

[preslove]

 

[Gibsons]

I can't stop laughing at you. Read about Sodom and Gomorrah. Of course you are probably are an athirst.

You must mean the part where the just and righteous Lot offers his virginal daughters to the crowd for raping.

 

[ch33zw1z]

I can't stop laughing at you. Read about Sodom and Gomorrah. Of course you are probably are an athirst.

oh yea, good OT rhetoric. The God of smiting, fire, and brimstone....then comes the NT, where God just wants a hug.

Quit crapping in the JMNisH thread, this is for funny stuff. You guys want to cluster fuck about ghey marriage then start your own thread.

 

[Fritzo]

You must mean the part where the just and righteous Lot offers his virginal daughters to the crowd for raping.

Well, what you YOU have done? :awe:

 

[Fritzo]

 

[Regs]