Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[CZroe]

hahahaah thats fucking hilarious, but looks fake

Doubt it. I've had things like that happen.

 

[John Connor]

I would never wear something that said Neff. It sounds like Narf.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

hahahaah thats fucking hilarious, but looks fake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iimzzlxzCFE

 

[eits]

wtf? why'd the car take off?

 

[Broheim]

wtf? why'd the car take off?

ever watched Christine? I'm guessing that... or maybe a really retarded Herbie.

 

[boomhower]

wtf? why'd the car take off?

They were going to steal the gas and the attendant was trying to write down the plate number. There was a news article on it in the last week or so.

 

[eits]

They were going to steal the gas and the attendant was trying to write down the plate number. There was a news article on it in the last week or so.

lol white people

 

[takeru]

They were going to steal the gas and the attendant was trying to write down the plate number. There was a news article on it in the last week or so.

don't you normally need to pay first before they activate the pump?

 

[Pantoot]

They were going to steal the gas and the attendant was trying to write down the plate number. There was a news article on it in the last week or so.

Not that I doubt you, but the video makes it look more like the attendant was going to attack them with the fire extinguisher.

 

[mcurphy]

don't you normally need to pay first before they activate the pump?

I think this really depends on the area you live in. Around here it is rare to see a pay first before pumping type gas station. I often pay cash, and they activate the pump, I fill up, and then walk inside to pay.

 

[Anubis]

don't you normally need to pay first before they activate the pump?

not everywhere, place i get gas lets you select pay inside after pump

 

[KeithTalent]

Oh shit, that is hilarious. Retarded drunken kitten.

KT

 

[gevorg]

Man loses his life savings playing carnival game trying to win Xbox

 

[Lean L]

Man loses his life savings playing carnival game trying to win Xbox

His life savings consisting of $2600?... Why was he carrying $300 with him if he only had $2600 in his name. My faith in humanity is gone.

 

[disappoint]

wtf? why'd the car take off?

Trying to steal fuel in Australia. News story: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31j4OPGUiXY

 

[eits]

His life savings consisting of $2600?... Why was he carrying $300 with him if he only had $2600 in his name. My faith in humanity is gone.

fuck him. i'm glad he lost it. anyone stupid enough to not go and straight up buy an xbox instead of throw everything you had away to try and win one is a fucking idiot and deserves what cautionary tale they become.

 

[foghorn67]

ever watched Christine? I'm guessing that... or maybe a really retarded Herbie.

Nope. Just Australians.

 

[MaxPayne63]

You'd think there would be some sort of valve connecting the hose to the pump that would shut off in that circumstance. I'm sure dumbshits have driven off with the nozzle still in their car before.

 

[Larnz]

don't you normally need to pay first before they activate the pump?

Nah AU and NZ pretty much everywhere is pump then walk inside to pay.

 

[Imp]

They were going to steal the gas and the attendant was trying to write down the plate number. There was a news article on it in the last week or so.

Oh... I read the story headline only over the week and thought someone tried to jack the car while she was filling up. Idiots...

 

[Jeff7]

His life savings consisting of $2600?... Why was he carrying $300 with him if he only had $2600 in his name. My faith in humanity is gone.

I also find it amazing that someone with that much sense would manage to amass an amount as high as $2600.

Gribbohm, who managed to win a stuffed banana with dreadlocks before dropping $2,600, says he's considering a lawsuit.

Who's he suing? His parents, for not using birth control?

You'd think that after wasting the first $10, you might decide to try another game.


I bet he could sign that banana thing and put it up on eBay, and make up a decent bit of money, given all the attention that this has gotten now.

 

[BladeVenom]

You'd think there would be some sort of valve connecting the hose to the pump that would shut off in that circumstance.

All the ones I've seen have one. But then again I don't live in Australia.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

All the ones I've seen have one. But then again I don't live in Australia.

But then again I don't live in Australia.

I don't live in Australia.

live in Australia

Australia

Australia

NO! I will not submit to your attempts to subconsciously program me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_83MEuLoz9Y

 

[Charlie98]

Kind of looks like the fuel hose breakaway failed.... ooops!