Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

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Charlie98

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Natural Selection hard at work...
 

Pheran

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I really, really hope the question is fake. The sad part is that I cannot be certain of that.
 

Jeff7

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o LOL

cue "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" image :D D:
But wouldn't life be more interesting if fertilized eggs could latch onto someone walking by, just like a tick? Then it crawls around until it finds a suitable vagina, crawls in, and makes itself at home, slowly leeching nutrients our of the host until it grows large enough to emerge. Right before it leaves, it floods the host's body with various hormones to help form an immediate bond.


"Ah awesome, time for a coffee........the hell is that? OH GOD ZYGOTE ON MY LEG OH GOD OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!"

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Later, on Twitter...
"Might have gotten Janice pregnant. Fuckin' booger babies."
 

chusteczka

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These are images from Google maps. One of the guys has a gun on him.

In the second picture, the guy on the porch took a shooting stance. Looking back at the first picture, it can be seen that he is holding a small rifle, most likely a BB gun or a .22 caliber.

He is going to shoot the Google van, in Detroit. It is safe for no one there, not even the Google van.