o LOL
cue "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" image

D:
But wouldn't life be more interesting if fertilized eggs could latch onto someone walking by, just like a tick? Then it crawls around until it finds a suitable vagina, crawls in, and makes itself at home, slowly leeching nutrients our of the host until it grows large enough to emerge. Right before it leaves, it floods the host's body with various hormones to help form an immediate bond.
"Ah awesome, time for a coffee........the hell is that? OH GOD ZYGOTE ON MY LEG OH GOD OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!"
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Later, on Twitter...
"Might have gotten Janice pregnant. Fuckin' booger babies."