Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[eits]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw&feature=related

this is just embarrassing... i just had to stop watching.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw&feature=related

this is just embarrassing... i just had to stop watching.

Oh man I'm actually embarrassed watching this...

Edit - haha, top comment: This is why Curt Cobain killed himself.

 

[olds]

you have a hull of a sense of humor.

Hull?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bZTSUt84YA

 

[Balt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw&feature=related

this is just embarrassing... i just had to stop watching.

I made it to 0:58... How can she not know how bad she sucks?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc&feature=player_embedded#!

Same goes for that guy.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc&feature=player_embedded#!

There should be 2 counts.. 1 for how many people watched it (3millionish) and one for how many people watched the whole fuck thing (2... the guy who uploaded it and the lead singer's mom; but only because she had a heart attack after realizing what she did to the world and couldn't click away as she was writhing in pain on the floor)

 

[punjabiplaya]

 

[Sluggo]

That was just on the local news, County Sheriff involved in a head-on collision with a drunk driver.

 

[Eos]

Cop was following too close...

 

[coldmeat]

Cop was following too close...

lolwut

 

[busydude]

That was just on the local news, County Sheriff involved in a head-on collision with a drunk driver.

Did he survive the crash?

 

[arkcom]

That was just on the local news, County Sheriff involved in a head-on collision with a drunk driver.

Shouldn't he know to swerve right?

 

[Locut0s]

Shouldn't he know to swerve right?

Saw this on the news and thought the same thing.

 

[thescreensavers]

^ meh. I hate it when that happens in traffic, and but instead of a car racing at you, and it's just a slow car

 

[RPD]

 

[eits]

Cop was following too close...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-second_rule

he was not in violation of the two-second rule.

 

[Eos]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-second_rule

he was not in violation of the two-second rule.

Which is not intended to be strictly accurate or reliable for every situation...

hmmm

Besides, the first object I could see and begin to count is a road stripe. I couldn't count, "One thousand one, one thousand two" before the LEO passed the stripe. LEO was following too close. It seems obvious because he could not avoid the crash.

 

[Locut0s]

Which is not intended to be strictly accurate or reliable for every situation...

hmmm

Besides, the first object I could see and begin to count is a road stripe. I couldn't count, "One thousand one, one thousand two" before the LEO passed the stripe. LEO was following too close. It seems obvious because he could not avoid the crash.

Probably could have if he has swerved right.

 

[Eos]

Probably could have if he has swerved right.

:shrugs:

 

[alkemyst]

Probably could have if he has swerved right.

except he knew that idiot in the truck was already going 'right'.

Trucks around here do this on purpose, they know you can't see around them and they ride up right to a bumper of a row of cars totally stopped before ejecting from the lane abruptly.

They are long gone by the time the police come and usually no one gets a plate number.

 

[MotF Bane]

Shouldn't he know to swerve right?

He probably figured the Explorer was turning left to enter a parking lot.

 

[DirkGently1]

 

[rivan]

He probably figured the Explorer was turning left to enter a parking lot.

That was my first thought. I don't think there'd have been time for a second thought.

 

[HAL9000]

UK is just pink...

 

[Demo24]

Cop was following too close...

, you appear to have missed that the truck slowed down, then went right, and the explorer was going forwards in the opposite lane.

 

[TwiceOver]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5UizZB7dMI

anyone with kids or was/is in a long-term relationship with someone with kids and raise(d) them as their own will love this...

I have the book, but Sam Jackson makes it even better! Thanks.