Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[MarkXIX]

Is he dosing her with chloroform and then trying to drown her?

No, never mind, it's religion again.

 

[Locut0s]

Is he dosing her with chloroform and then trying to drown her?

No, never mind, it's religion again.

Religion indeed. But he bangs her head on the back of something really hard there. D:

 

[Born2bwire]

There is a famous Hong Kong variety show host who looks like that guy.

I always call him Fay Zai :awe:. I see him on TV all the time.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Jesus told me in a dream that the world has already ended and thus we all are now in hell.

True story.

 

[Locut0s]

I always call him Fay Zai :awe:. I see him on TV all the time.

BTW I think I asked before but I forgot. You are Chinese right? I know you have talked about living in HK but I forgot if you were white or Chinese?

 

[Newbian]

That one reminded me of this:

 

[KaOTiK]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't get it. :hmm:

 

[Bateluer]

Oh, that is nasty.

 

[Locut0s]

I don't get it. :hmm:

Just a guess but I'm assuming this is NOT from a porno but clipped to look like it? Looks like she's getting it from behind. If it IS from a porno then I really don't get it either.

 

[Howard]

Just a guess but I'm assuming this is NOT from a porno but clipped to look like it? Looks like she's getting it from behind. If it IS from a porno then I really don't get it either.

the dude is hilariously bad/boring but she doesn't want him to realize

 

[OCNewbie]

Back when I was religious, I had a similar baptismal mishap. When the preacher went to lean me back and dunk me, he failed to pinch my nose properly, so water went all up in there. It burned a good bit, and I had to struggle to keep it together in front of all the onlookers. If I find the GIF, I'll post it.

 

[OCNewbie]

Oh, that is nasty.

Looks fake to me

 

[Locut0s]

Back when I was religious, I had a similar baptismal mishap. When the preacher went to lean me back and dunk me, he failed to pinch my nose properly, so water went all up in there. It burned a good bit, and I had to struggle to keep it together in front of all the onlookers. If I find the GIF, I'll post it.

It burned? Are you certain you aren't possessed, evil, or the devil?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

the dude is hilariously bad/boring but she doesn't want him to realize

That is a common look to women in porno. I think the bored face is supposed to be more of a ooh-my-eyes-are-half-closed-I-am-in-ecstatic-relaxation then transferred to a tired smile which is supposed to be a mmm-yes-I-approve. Obviously fake, but bad acting is common to the art.

 

[OCNewbie]

It burned? Are you certain you aren't possessed, evil, or the devil?

The chlorinated water burned when it went up my nostrils, and likely got into my sinuses.

 

[Sea Moose]

Strange. Is that an IED going off? It doesn't look nearly as violent as a few vids I've seen of IED explosions though. Looks like it's a deep explosion the way it lifts the road like that. Doesn't look all that deadly so I'm assuming it's not an IED but for the life of me I can't think what else this would be,

Australia lost another soldier to an IED this week, We have been getting drilled with IED training.

 

[Wyndru]

Looks fake to me

Yeah the poop physics seemed odd, it quickly dispersed into an almost perfect circle, then didn't spread any further.

And I know my poop physics.

It reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE6Q7Cy9qTU

 

[Nerva]

Took a few days to get through this thread. but it is epic

 

[dank69]

The chlorinated water burned when it went up my nostrils, and likely got into my sinuses.

That's not chlorine. That's the pure essence of Jesus and the fact that it burned you tells me you are the demon spawn of Satan himself.

 

[Eos]

That is a common look to women in porno. I think the bored face is supposed to be more of a ooh-my-eyes-are-half-closed-I-am-in-ecstatic-relaxation then transferred to a tired smile which is supposed to be a mmm-yes-I-approve. Obviously fake, but bad acting is common to the art.

It's not a bored look, it's disassociation. They disassociate so they don't have to relive getting banged by their father/uncle/grandfather over and over.

Now try and beat off again after reading that... :thumbsup:

 

[dank69]

It's not a bored look, it's disassociation. They disassociate so they don't have to relive getting banged by their father/uncle/grandfather over and over.

Now try and beat off again after reading that... :thumbsup:

Challenge accepted!

EDIT: Challenge completed!

 

[Eos]

It's not a bored look, it's disassociation. They disassociate so they don't have to relive getting banged by their father/uncle/grandfather over and over.

Now try and beat off again after reading that... :thumbsup:

Challenge accepted!

EDIT: Challenge completed!

:thumbsup:

 

[preslove]

Looks fake to me

If you look closely, you can see the diarrhea coming out of her butt. looks pretty real to me D:

 

[zinfamous]

Challenge accepted!

EDIT: Challenge completed!

haha.

3 minutes!