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[Kelvrick]

I'm surprised the dogs wanted to fuck a tiger.

What? You never wanted any strange? That would be some strange pussy.

 

[schneiderguy]

I'm surprised the dogs wanted to fuck a tiger.

Is there anything that dogs won't fuck? They try to hump humans and humans are a lot farther away from a dog than a tiger is D:

 

[SSSnail]

Is there anything that dogs won't fuck? They try to hump humans and humans are a lot farther away from a dog than a tiger is D:

I think I've seen some videos where they showed explicit illustrations of our canine friends performing the precise act that you posit, to some unsuspecting females.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Is there anything that dogs won't fuck? They try to hump humans and humans are a lot farther away from a dog than a tiger is D:

I've always thought of felines as dogs' natural enemies though. When my dogs saw my cat is was hate at first sight. They might fuck my cat... but they'd definitely kill it first.

This thread's gone too many posts without an lol.

 

[Bateluer]

Googled 'crazy man'. This came up.

 

[zinfamous]

are you suggesting that deep throating is not an art?

skill /= art

 

[zinfamous]

Thanks, I just realized she's breast feeding, or that poor child is suffocating ...

oh man. The only thing I saw until your comment was a weird boob.

lmao.

 

[zinfamous]

LOL, no you can't light your farts like that. That's a myth.

umm.

yes

yes you can.

and how!

but you never do it with jeans on. that is stupid.

 

[zinfamous]

If you look closely.. the flame is blue in color. Its probably alcohol based.

yep. definitely an accelerant. I thought locutus was saying that farts could not be lit.

I've seen frickin canonballs fired across a room. :hmm:

 

[zinfamous]

It all depends upon what you ate and what your body broke down or more to the fact, didn't break down. The composition of the gases in the fart are going to decide on how much of a reaction it is going to have with flame. Also the size of the fart. Last but not least, the girl is wearing a tighter weave pair of jeans. If she had been farting up a storm, some of the gases could still be contained in the fabric of the jeans itself.

the blue flame gives it away though. definitely alcohol based. I think alky is right--probably spritzed with Aquanet.

 

[MotF Bane]

skill /= art

You apparently have not seen the work of Heather Harmon.

 

[zinfamous]

You apparently have not seen the work of Heather Harmon.

maybe so. All I am saying that while all art requires skill, any skill does not imply art.

that sorta thing.

 

[Bateluer]

Snap!

 

[zokudu]

 

[zinfamous]

Snap!

I don't get it

 

[BoomerD]

Snap!

Is that neckbeard in the audience?

No wait...he'd be wearing a dress instead of a suit. He fancies himself to be a queen.

 

[NoStateofMind]

I don't get it

You fools! It's Dr. Who!

 

[BoomerD]

You fools! It's Dr. Who!

Who?

 

[alkemyst]

You fools! It's Dr. Who!

shit anyone online today that doesn't recognize him should be k-lined.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Who?

The guy on first.

 

[BoomerD]

The guy on first.

Ah...OK, I never knew he was a doctor...just that he was on first.
Who's on second?

 

[Icepick]

Snap!

Don't get it. Did they find Waldo?

 

[jlee]

Don't get it. Did they find Waldo?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who

 

[ShawnD1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who

I watched that show as a kid and that guy in the crowd is definitely not him.

 

[alkemyst]

I watched that show as a kid and that guy in the crowd is definitely not him.

unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.