Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Bateluer]

This makes me lol.

 

[Paladin3]

 

[Ben90]

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I bought this tonight because I thought it was funny as shit.

 

[Bateluer]

I must have this cake.

 

[ahenkel]

 

[Jeff7]

<Now better tasting>
I bought this tonight because I thought it was funny as shit.

I saw this on a container of Cool Whip awhile ago:

"Now Richer and Creamier*"

"* - Among consumers with a preference."

That's sure as hell one way to control your sample group.

Image courtesy of this site.

 

[TraumaRN]

I saw this on a container of Cool Whip awhile ago:

"Now Richer and Creamier*"

"* - Among consumers with a preference."

That's sure as hell one way to control your sample group.

Image courtesy of this site.

And a pint of heavy whipping cream costs the same amount of money and takes about 1-2 minutes max to make homemade whipped cream.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Brix were shat.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

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Have you seen (or rather, heard) the version where that story is read by a computerized voice? Lulz from long ago.

 

[zylander]

Have you seen (or rather, heard) the version where that story is read by a computerized voice? Lulz from long ago.

No...but now I want to!

 

[Juddog]

Lady in pink looks like she's got a small animal tucked in her shirt.

 

[dougp]

Lady in pink looks like she's got a small animal tucked in her shirt.

Thanks, I just realized she's breast feeding, or that poor child is suffocating ...

 

[SZLiao214]

I must have this cake.

They did an amazing job with the middle

 

[eits]

lol this took a second

 

[Jeff7]

And a pint of heavy whipping cream costs the same amount of money and takes about 1-2 minutes max to make homemade whipped cream.

But is it "Richer and Creamier?"
And what if I'm not one of those consumers who has a preference?

 

[caddlad]

 

[busydude]

 

[Soccerman06]

pfft girls dont fart

 

[OCNewbie]

I'm pretty sure this is fake. That isn't actually an alligator/crocodile attacking the bungee jumper. I believe I've seen a blown up version of this that seems to show the croc beheading the jumper.

 

[busydude]

I'm pretty sure this is fake.

Yup.. its fake.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/bungee.asp

 

[Locut0s]

Jeans wouldn't go up like that. The way it spreads there's obviously an accelerant at work. Or it's just shopped.

 

[busydude]

Jeans wouldn't go up like that.

She was farting.. err.. releasing built up gases through her rectum, according to the tittle of this GIF.

 

[Locut0s]

Now that's what I call A+ level parenting!

 

[Locut0s]

She was farting.. err.. releasing built up gases through her rectum, according to the tittle of this GIF.

LOL, no you can't light your farts like that. That's a myth.

 

[busydude]

LOL, no you can't light your farts like that. That's a myth.

Actually, you can.