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What part of it was funny? I'd say that laughing at things that aren't funny is as bad as not laughing at something that genuinely is funny when gauging someone's sense of humor.


Hey: I'm not the one who asked. I only answered.


That's not what I'm saying. ask yourself: Where was the "joke?" I still find lots of childish things funny but I no longer giggle with glee when I see someone cover their face and the reveal it with "peek-a-boo!" either. There was a time when I thought it was hilarious that my friend went around saying "suck my dictionary" until I grew up and realized that saying "dick" wasn't a big deal and pretending to was even less of a big deal.

The question was "Who thinks it's funny simply because it references sex in a way more explicit than you might be comfortable exposing a child to?" The answer is: You.


I do judge people, yes. Do you have NO discretion when it comes to choosing your friends? Good luck.


You do realize that his signature is meant to draw out the overly-sensitive types who react poorly to being corrected and not to actually promote himself as a grammar-nazi, like another member here once did and was often attacked for. Those attacking him for it reveal themselves to the wrong person and it is hilarious to me that a sig can have that effect. Me? I appreciate being corrected so that I can be more informed.


Why can't you just understand that some people don't find the same things funny and that they may have reason to back up their opinion?


Of course you are being facetious and not actually saying that's our schtick-BTW, this topic had nothing to do with my brother and I have no idea why you are dragging him into this-so you must be trying to criticize us by saying that describes us. I should point out that I have never made over $10.35 an hour my entire life and we were raised on welfare. That's practically poverty and hardly "upper-class."

This thread is full of laughs for me and I firmly believe it would be better without that crap diluting it. As for this crap? Well: He asked for it.

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I wonder if google is comparing it to other things you have searched for...

I wonder what sites Newbian has been browsing...

Strange though. I don't ever use the Google calculator feature and I never search for Biblical stuff either (unless its vaguely related to something else).
 

Cerberus

00:17:37 Hello!
00:17:40 Master!
00:17:42 [Roars] oh, man, right on the nose.
00:17:48 Oh, you have no idea how much that stings.
00:17:51 Master? yes.
00:17:53 Man! right on the [bleep] tip of my snout.
00:17:55 God. my eyes are watering.
00:17:57 I'm so sorry, master.
00:18:00 I did not recognize you in your animal form.
00:18:02 So you shoot lightning at my face?
00:18:04 Way to think it out, orpheus.
00:18:06 No wonder you have no friends.
00:18:07 That's a bit harsh. I have many friends.
00:18:10 Oh, name one, and dr. venture doesn't count.
00:18:13 Look, orpheus, I know why you're here and I chose the form of argos to teach you a little lesson.
00:18:18 Don't you mean cerberus?
00:18:20 Correct me if I'm wrong, but argos was ulysses' dog.
00:18:22 He had only one head.
00:18:24 See, see, there you go. right there.
00:18:26 That's what I'm talking about.
00:18:27 You're a know-it-all, and no one likes a -- wait, hold on a sec.
00:18:31 I only know that I know nothing.
00:18:32 Way to quote something I said like a year ago.
00:18:35 But I'm serious, hold on.
00:18:36 This other head likes to clean my genitals with his mouth.
00:18:39 I know it sounds weird.
00:18:41 But let him do it because it feels great.
00:18:43 Oh, yeah.
00:18:45 The problem is I can taste it.
00:18:47 So I taste my own genitals in my mouth.
00:18:52 It's a conundrum.
00:18:54 Master, what bearing does this -- hey, will you let me enjoy this?
00:18:58 Damn, don't you know how good this feels?
00:19:00 Oh, no, wait, I'm sorry, your wife left you because you don't know how good this feels.
00:19:04 My wife left me because of the persistent advances of a younger man.
00:19:07 No, she left you because you spent most of your time working.
00:19:10 Well, yes, I was saving the world from a secret peril!
00:19:14 And your precious free time was spent like mr. rogers in a cape.
00:19:19 She left you because you're a wussy.
 

I saw something pretty similar a few months ago at the Aquarius Casino in Laughlin, NV. SUV stacked up with luggage tried to go into the parking garage. When they heard the 'crunch!' they didn't just stop to see what was going on, they jammed it in reverse and tried to back out... tearing the whole load off the top of the truck and dumping it on the hood. Fail.
 
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