Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Chaotic42]

 

[sdifox]

https://imgur.com/RYD3uf9

I have no idea what dialect/accent that was. But it was hilarious nonetheless.

Yes I was reading the Chinese subtitles and it was not matching the words they said verbatim.

 

[BoomerD]

 

[IronWing]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/wTqoEgZ

 

[kage69]

 

[lxskllr]

This fucking cat. Found the pic on lemmy. I guess it's a non zero chance it's manipulated, but sometimes cats do turn out weird.

 

[BoomerD]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikToks/comments/1o2qwut/finger_blasters

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

This fucking cat. Found the pic on lemmy. I guess it's a non zero chance it's manipulated, but sometimes cats do turn out weird.

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Mr popo!

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/HD4GgyO

Not. Listening.

You rude ass people not giving me my Jesus jet!

 

[lxskllr]

What's going on there? Grifter convention? Gathering of people that can't do math? Not sure what I'm seeing.

 

[Chaotic42]

Jesus he knows me, and he knows I'm right

 

[Chaotic42]

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1980406423663038544

 

[kage69]

What's going on there? Grifter convention? Gathering of people that can't do math? Not sure what I'm seeing.

Another 'man of the cloth' showing he's really just a man after that paper.

And the sheep nod and go back to chewing their cud. 'My bad I didn't bring enough money to make you happy, see you next Sunday.'

 

[lxskllr]

There needs to be more violence in the world. Go up with your two $1k checks, tell him one's going to the homeless shelter when you leave, and the other to the SPCA, then cold cock him, and knock him the fuck out. See how enthused he is about continuing his scam in the future.

 

[kage69]

Put me down for less, but I could definitely go for the more appropriate application of what we have too.

These small time prosperity gospel conmen don't stop at turning tithing into outright robbery. Not just talking typical 'using position of authority to get laid' stuff, I'm talking hiring contract killers to take out other rival preachers.

 

[BoomerD]

Put me down for less, but I could definitely go for the more appropriate application of what we have too.

These small time prosperity gospel conmen don't stop at turning tithing into outright robbery. Not just talking typical 'using position of authority to get laid' stuff, I'm talking hiring contract killers to take out other rival preachers.

Now that's a church I could maybe get behind...at least it might be honest. (ish)

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/r9aQz3S

 

[dank69]

https://imgur.com/fyQ1c3M

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]