Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

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Reticulated Pythons Invaded The Roof Of A House In Malaysia And Well... Now It's... | Gfycat

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jfc get me out of there

Nothing 5 minutes with a machete couldn't take care of!

(Seriously this sort of thing is why it's better NOT living in the tropics!)

 

[kage69]

Hard pass on #1, but I grudgingly accept #2.

 

[skyking]

a muppet Andre would be great.

 

[Newbian]

Footage of the wreckage from the spy balloon they shot down:

https://imgur.com/5CAggkX

 

[TheVrolok]

Hard pass on #1, but I grudgingly accept #2.

I'm actually willing to hear a little more about #1

 

[Artorias]

This was so satisfying to watch and listen to.

 

[kage69]

 

[zinfamous]

OMG, he's nailing it hese days.

...I didn't really like his RedRocks thing and I couldn't explain why. it felt like...old him but not why he's funny now. Don't know.

Saw him on Conan's podcast the other night, and he started complaining about that show, too. LoL.

It's like he reformed himself, because he realized he is funnier now, than he would be sticking to the old attitude about life (what that redrocks show was--always angry, but now it felt more like acting out and unnecessary? haha). Weird.

Now he gets to play the "rationally befuddled post-angry guy" character but does it with the same wit. It's really great and just ah, what's the word..self-owning / self-reflective.

Bill is humble and sharp and slays it when you just get him talking with his friends. Whatever his angle

 

[zinfamous]

the neck on the kid!

 

[zinfamous]

It took me a while...but then you have to realize that on this scale, clearly:

1=

9=

....


1 = having a maximum bad day in BadJesusTattoo Units....because of course "Crucified Dunking Jesus in Ms Nichol's-Art class penwork on shaved nape" would have to rank as a pretty chill day in a 1-9 scale, right, all things considered?

right?

There's no way that isn't true.

 

[zinfamous]

lol. I had this friend. It was fun riding around with him and his driver antics.

 

[zinfamous]

I've never used the thumbs down, will look into it. I did give this one guy in NH the L sign against my forehead, after he almost took out 2 other cars, txting, scratchin his balls idk. His look of incredulous fury still sustains me to this day. You know it's good when their car wobbles from their gripping the wheel while they go apoplectic.

It's true, I think people have become desensitized to Ye Olde Bird.

60 million+ people voted for Trump.

Don't you think there's people in this country that simply don't care that they are fucked assholes anymore?

lol

 

[skyking]

My brother drove city bus. People would cut him off and do atrocious shit, and then get next to him and cringe and look away, only to finally meet his eye and expect some ire.
He would smile big and wave. It totally fucked with their heads.

 

[IronWing]

My brother drove city bus. People would cut him off and do atrocious shit, and then get next to him and cringe and look away, only to finally meet his eye and expect some ire.
He would smile big and wave. It totally fucked with their heads.

In my experience as a bicyclist and driver, city bus drivers are the absolute worst about cutting people off, pulling out in front of people, and pulling out from the curb when there are vehicles along side them in the driving lane.

 

[skyking]

Not my bro.

 

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