Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

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[Spacehead]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1355018167844794368

Screw Australia

Can't quite tell what these are but i aint stickin' my hand in there...

 

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[shortylickens]

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"Bend over for a goose."

 

[Fanatical Meat]

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Oops

 

[purbeast0]

no reason a fast food cashies should have his phone, so I'm guessing she's the ex-girlfriend, and he decided to use the drive thru to get his phone back, and she decided to punish him for being a douche.

Nope. Not even close. Seen this before. Stupid prank backfires.

 

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[rh71]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1354175437350563844

Frame would be centered on her if it wasn't a setup. It was actually way zoomed out so you can see more too.

Just like the video where the dude walks by his wife's video conference in his underwear. It wasn't centered on her either.
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[rh71]

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[s0me0nesmind1]

Frame would be centered on her if it wasn't a setup. It was actually way zoomed out so you can see more too.

Just like the video where the dude walks by his wife's video conference in his underwear. It wasn't centered on her either.
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I'll be honest, whenever I have to be on camera for work meetings, I like to zoom out quite a bit so there isn't so much focus on my face.

Of course, I hate assholes who turn on cameras in meetings altogether. I always worry I'm going to do something like roll my eyes when someone says something stupid and I'll forget people can see it.

 

[Artorias]

I'll be honest, whenever I have to be on camera for work meetings, I like to zoom out quite a bit so there isn't so much focus on my face.

Of course, I hate assholes who turn on cameras in meetings altogether. I always worry I'm going to do something like roll my eyes when someone says something stupid and I'll forget people can see it.

 

[destrekor]

Can't quite tell what these are but i aint stickin' my hand in there...

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Those are Harvestmen. An arachnid, but not a spider (and possibly more related to scorpions than spiders). Also 100% harmless to humans (not venomous, contrary to the urban legend -- though it is true they really can't bite us)

Some call them daddy long legs but I say that's in error, I reserve that for the cellar spider.


As for the Australia spiders... them are babies, and I don't want to know what species. Something terribly awful and lethal I'm sure when grown. Fire, nukes, rain it all down on them!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1355018167844794368

edit: So I didn't intentionally look for this, but it showed up on my google feed: https://www.thedodo.com/daily-dodo/woman-finds-giant-huntsman-spider-had-babies-in-her-house

Aussie giant huntsman? Nope nope nope! I was actually expecting that, the babies had that leg stance and early largeness to them. And I stand by raining down a fiery hell if found that in my home! I'll find a new place. lol The momma basically just claimed the home in my eyes - not really a lethal spider but she'll be at her most aggressive in defending her babes.

 

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