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[DHT]Osiris

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These people can't see the future, even the people who legit do this behind closed doors at home can't see like that. They read cards and tell you things, that is it. I did laugh cause most places like that are clear shams, the real legit people who do this NEVER advertise like that. There is private parties for that. Those people get respect from me, even if i don't follow such a thing. It should be kept at home, that simple.

I can't blame the ridicule a few bad apples caused for the bunch. These shops overact for the dramatics and stuff, it might as well be tourism.
Are you saying there's legitimate fortune tellers?
 

BudAshes

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Are you saying there's legitimate fortune tellers?
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mopardude87

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Are you saying there's legitimate fortune tellers?

I just know some take it more serious but i have had friends personally tell me encounters with legit ones that went good. Your mileage may vary . Me i don't dabble in such things, i like to think i am in control of my own destiny and choices. I won't try and sell you on its legitimacy either, i also won't poke at the unknown JUST in case its the real deal. I understand the skepticism and i have mine believe me.

As far as supernatural things, i have seen 2 things in my life and dealt with one personal one that was a BIG deal. Prob to big to even be believable here unless you got a open mind. I won't bother to mention it honestly as its just that unbelievable. Seeing is believing is where i end that. Its why i got reserves.
 
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EMPLOYEE NOTICE


Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and

slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a

scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory

retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.


This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).


Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be

considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced

Termination).


Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the

SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).


A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times

as the Government deems appropriate.


Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for

Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel

Early Severance).


Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or

SCREWED any further by the Government.


Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much

SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has

always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.




Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring

this to the attention of your supervisor, who has been trained to give you all

the SHIT you can handle.


Sincerely,


The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)


PS - Due to Corona Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of

electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The

Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.