Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[microAmp]

Zoom, enlarge, enhance, zoom, enhance, unwarp, flop.

 

[DesiPower]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[highland145]

They both got ribbons for being stupid?

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

For some reason all I see on her jacket is "Game over"... seems appropriate....

 

[lxskllr]

For some reason all I see on her jacket is "Game over"... seems appropriate....

Getting knocked up isn't even the worst part. The worst part is getting knocked up by Douchy McDoucheface, and then smiling about it. She should be embarrassed.

 

[SKORPI0]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/teenage-daughter-shirt-pregnant/ - NOT THE SAME WOMAN.

 

[lxskllr]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/teenage-daughter-shirt-pregnant/ - NOT THE SAME WOMAN.

Kid still has a doucheface :^P

 

[darkswordsman17]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/teenage-daughter-shirt-pregnant/ - NOT THE SAME WOMAN.

Really, the 199(7?) Chicago Bulls NBA Finals hat didn't tip you off?

 

[shortylickens]

Could be a vintage hat. Hipsters love that shit.

 

[rh71]

 

[destrekor]

Could be a vintage hat. Hipsters love that shit.

That must be what it is, because those two were unlikely to be alive when that was a normal hat to see.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[NAC4EV]

 

[Paratus]

In Alien Isolation Go you don’t want to see what hatches out of the eggs.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[Sonikku]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/teenage-daughter-shirt-pregnant/ - NOT THE SAME WOMAN.

I almost wish it were, if only for that snot nosed brat with his stupid face to get punched by her dad.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[lxskllr]

All those computers could be replaced with a couple modern smartphones :^P

 

[mikeymikec]

All those computers could be replaced with a couple modern smartphones :^P

Until the astronauts find out that an oxygen supply sufficient for them to return home is only available in the premium version of the app, and GPS/mobile data stops working after you leave orbit

 

[Paratus]

All those computers could be replaced with a couple modern smartphones :^P

Oh really?

How about you try sending a coke from one console position to the other using WiFi instead of the pneumatic tube network and see how well it goes .

 

[Ichinisan]

All those computers could be replaced with a couple modern smartphones :^P

Most just look like monitoring stations, rather than "computers."

Anyway, I'd say a single smartphone is far more powerful.

 

[shortylickens]

Found on Amazon

 

[IronWing]

A really oblate spheroid