Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[destrekor]

i don't want to be on the same planet as that thing...

If it makes anyone feel better, that is actually a ball of individual worms. I first saw it as a singular nightmarish creature, and my first thought was: "Life doesn't deserve to exist if that thing exists"

 

[BudAshes]

Crazy:

"Paragordius varius, also known as the nematomorphs or horsehair worm, are known to control their definitive host to jump into a pool of water, thus allowing the adult worm to escape and reproduce"

 

[highland145]

If it makes anyone feel better, that is actually a ball of individual worms. I first saw it as a singular nightmarish creature, and my first thought was: "Life doesn't deserve to exist if that thing exists"

Well I'm comforted now.....

 

[IronWing]

I think somebody in Arizona gamed the survey.

 

[KMFJD]

Crazy:

"Paragordius varius, also known as the nematomorphs or horsehair worm, are known to control their definitive host to jump into a pool of water, thus allowing the adult worm to escape and reproduce"

kinda like cordyceps fungus

 

[KMFJD]

 

[highland145]

lolol, irl

"Check out my stance of dominance. I even crap while doing it."


And wth, that toilet seat.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

If it makes anyone feel better, that is actually a ball of individual worms. I first saw it as a singular nightmarish creature, and my first thought was: "Life doesn't deserve to exist if that thing exists"

Nope, not better. A ball of nightmarish creatures is not an improvement on a single nightmarish creature.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Can he sing or not ?

https://youtu.be/clV7Q2DRTAI?t=50

 

[Darwin333]

Hicks do dumb shit because in hick country there's nothing to do but dumb shit.

I dunno, some things are just way the hell beyond "dumb shit". Like this guy for example:

 

[John Connor]

Bottom right.

 

[John Connor]

If I'm not mistaken, Tennessee has bad taste in candy.

 

[Thebobo]

Can he sing or not ?

https://youtu.be/clV7Q2DRTAI?t=50

Yea actually he can, has a Tom Waits kinda vibe.

 

[John Connor]

Bottom right.

Edit- Wait! I was duped. There's no Satan.

 

[IronWing]

If I'm not mistaken, Tennessee has bad taste in candy.

What's not to like?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I think somebody in Arizona gamed the survey.

Unless all the kids in Arizona go trick-or-treating in the duty free shop at the airport, yup.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I highly doubt this is accurate at all. I would figure something like Snickers, Twix, or M&Ms would make up 90% of the states.

Also, who in the FUCK likes Candy corn? The fuck is wrong you with? Everyone knows anyone that hands that shit out for halloween was just being a cheap ass

 

[John Connor]

I highly doubt this is accurate at all. I would figure something like Snickers, Twix, or M&Ms would make up 90% of the states.

Also, who in the FUCK likes Candy corn? The fuck is wrong you with? Everyone knows anyone that hands that shit out for halloween was just being a cheap ass

HAHA I can vouch for California. When I lived there every Christmas my cousin would give my brother, sister and I a box of life savers. Really weird considering she's quite posh. Although, her parents who were quite posh as well weren't so cheap and it was because of them I had damn near every Spy Tech toy including a Super Nintendo.

 

[BudAshes]

I highly doubt this is accurate at all. I would figure something like Snickers, Twix, or M&Ms would make up 90% of the states.

Also, who in the FUCK likes Candy corn? The fuck is wrong you with? Everyone knows anyone that hands that shit out for halloween was just being a cheap ass

They are still using the same candy corn from the 70's. After Halloween they gather it all up again to sell for next year.

 

[IronWing]

HAHA I can vouch for California. When I lived there every Christmas my cousin would give my brother, sister and I a box of life savers. Really weird considering she's quite posh. Although, her parents who were quite posh as well weren't so cheap and it was because of them I had damn near every Spy Tech toy including a Super Nintendo.

Life Savers books used to be the bees knees, the primo gift to get for gift exchanges.

 

[IronWing]

I like candy corn, in moderation.

 

[John Connor]

 

[BudAshes]

Life Savers books used to be the bees knees, the primo gift to get for gift exchanges.

Was that back in nineteen dickety eight?

 

[John Connor]

Life Savers books used to be the bees knees, the primo gift to get for gift exchanges.

LOL! I like how you knew exactly what I was referring to without me saying "life saver books."

They were alright I guess. My Fav was coconut.

 

[John Connor]

Was that back in nineteen dickety eight?

Nineteen hundred and ninety one. Or there abouts.