Jesus is back!

[lxskllr]

crazier than an outhouse rat.

I'll have to use that some time.

 

[Red Squirrel]

She's about 2017 years late on that one.

Maybe it's the second coming... but pretty sure he shows up in a horse the 2nd time.

 

[IronWing]

She's about 2017 years late on that one.

Maybe it's the second coming... but pretty sure he shows up in a horse the 2nd time.

Trojan Jesus?

 

[SKORPI0]

Jesus Hume Christ, immaculate conception without permission part #2. Like father like son.

 

[KillerBee]

I remember the day when I heard a cousin of a friend of mine appeared on the Jerry Springer Show and found out he was paid by the producers to make up his story - well let's just say I finally gave up on all media. I mean, if you can't trust Jerry who's left?

 

[sandorski]

Is she hot? The crazy ones usually are.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I wouldn't invite her to my home.

 

[master_shake_]

Armageddon out of here.

 

[shortylickens]

I'll have to use that some time.

You may also wish to use the original, "crazier than a rat in a tin shithouse" if the mood ever strikes you.

 

[soulcougher73]

She's about 2017 years late on that one.

Maybe it's the second coming... but pretty sure he shows up in a horse the 2nd time.

You spelled cumming wrong...