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Jesus is back!

See, that's the problem with people today, they're not trusting. If a pregnant teen claims to be a virgin and that her child will be a god nobody will believe her. But if a pregnant teen that lived 2000 years ago claimed to be a virgin and that her child would be a god they'd build a religion around it. How did we get so cynical?
 
GagHalfrunt said:
See, that's the problem with people today, they're not trusting. If a pregnant teen claims to be a virgin and that her child will be a god nobody will believe her. But if a pregnant teen that lived 2000 years ago claimed to be a virgin and that her child would be a god they'd build a religion around it. How did we get so cynical?
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Yeah i know right. but mostly this:

Haley’s mom, Kristi, says her daughter is a “compulsive liar” and “delusional.” She says Haley is not pregnant, and numerous pregnancy tests and doctors have confirmed that .

“My family, my friends, my pastors at church, they don’t believe that I’m pregnant,” Haley says. “I know it’s Jesus. I don’t care if my family disowns me. It really comes down to if you’re a true believer in Jesus or not … I don’t care what the home pregnancy test or a doctor says, when I give birth to my baby, no one is going to deny him because he’s my savior.”
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but what has science done lately
 
She also claims Eminem is her father. Which means the father of the mother of Jesus is a rapping saint. She should start up her own church - it would only be half as crazy as Scientology.
 
dainthomas said:
If you're going to have a fake baby Jesus, it's way more plausible if you're actually pregnant.
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Anyone that's pregnant can give birth to a baby they claim is god. The real trick is giving birth when you're not pregnant, even Mary couldn't pull that one off. If the girl can manage to squeeze one out I'd believe that it's god.
 
GagHalfrunt said:
Anyone that's pregnant can give birth to a baby they claim is god. The real trick is giving birth when you're not pregnant, even Mary couldn't pull that one off. If the girl can manage to squeeze one out I'd believe that it's god.
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Maybe she will squeeze out a Mr. Hanky and it will be a Christmas Miracle.
 
highland145 said:
Is she hot? The crazy ones usually are.
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this is actually her:
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That's one way to cope with weight gain I guess.

Im not fat, I'm just pregnant with Jesus
 
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