Jesus dolls rejected from Toys for Tots program

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latino666

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Originally posted by: preslove
Originally posted by: latino666
Originally posted by: xcript
Originally posted by: glenn beck
looks like they are taking them now

http://www.crosswalk.com/news/1448624.html
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At least some poor Christian boy or girl will get something on Christmas Day.

No, the poor christian kid will be doubly fvcked. 1) they're poor. 2) instead of getting a cool toy that shoots freakin' laser beems and blows sh!t up, he gets a jesus doll that is as fun as sunday school.

Do you really think that a christian 8 year old wants a talking holy-mother-mary doll? The parents may want the kid to get the doll, but the only use most christian kids would get out of them would involve a microwave or a magnifying glass. Either that, or they'll just pretend that thos POS's are just lame gi joes.

If they are so poor that this could be the only toy they get I'm sure they will be happy.
 

preslove

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Sep 10, 2003
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Originally posted by: latino666
Originally posted by: preslove
Originally posted by: latino666
Originally posted by: xcript
Originally posted by: glenn beck
looks like they are taking them now

http://www.crosswalk.com/news/1448624.html
:thumbsdown:

At least some poor Christian boy or girl will get something on Christmas Day.

No, the poor christian kid will be doubly fvcked. 1) they're poor. 2) instead of getting a cool toy that shoots freakin' laser beems and blows sh!t up, he gets a jesus doll that is as fun as sunday school.

Do you really think that a christian 8 year old wants a talking holy-mother-mary doll? The parents may want the kid to get the doll, but the only use most christian kids would get out of them would involve a microwave or a magnifying glass. Either that, or they'll just pretend that thos POS's are just lame gi joes.

If they are so poor that this could be the only toy they get I'm sure they will be happy.

Even the poorest kids in america will usually get used action figures. If I were 9 years old, I would rather get a used ninja turtle figure than a john the baptist doll.
 

skace

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Jan 23, 2001
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"Lets play GI Joe"
"Ok but I get talking Jesus, hes leading my crusades"
"fvck, you always get talking jesus"

Oh and did anyone see Drawn Together with the pull string crucafix jesus. Ends up talking like Barbie and she goes "hmmm must have been a mix up at the factory..." and then they show some poor girl in her room pulling the string to her barbie doll and it telling her to repent her sins.
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: Ryan
lol - Imagine if it was an Muhammad doll - The same Christians who are offended by the removal of the Jesus Doll would be all up in arms!

Eeek! You said "up in arms"! Weapons! You're associating Muhammad with weapons! How dare you!
:Q



So what's this Jesus doll's special feature? Super Resurrection! Mega Savior Prayer Action!
 

savebabybabies

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I'll bet anything that no organization would dare reject a mohomad doll if there was one offered! So we don't have to worry about that - do we?