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Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony call it quits

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MotionMan said:
Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*
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MotionMan
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Hey...don't go-a-burstin my bubble!!
 
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BoomerD said:
You can't hurt those things...you MIGHT be able to stretch them out...but anything that can spit out a baby isn't going to be hurt by a peenor.
(athough, I wouldn't be crazy about following a manwhore like PDiddy...you just don't know where he's been)
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considering the origin of his career, I'd say necro-pounding fat man-meat.

:hmm:
 
zinfamous said:
she wasn't bad as a B-rate actress.

but yeah, she made her career on zero talent (singing, music)...but I guess she can dance. :\
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I guess it's good for her that the music world doesn't agree with youse guys.
I don't care for her musical style, but she DOES have a nice voice...and HAD a smoking hot body...until the babies...and it's still not bad...her ass got a bit bigger...which isn't necessarily a terrible thing...

I'd still hit it so hard and so often that you couldn't pry me off with a crowbar...
 
BoomerD said:
I guess it's good for her that the music world doesn't agree with youse guys.
I don't care for her musical style, but she DOES have a nice voice...and HAD a smoking hot body...until the babies...and it's still not bad...her ass got a bit bigger...which isn't necessarily a terrible thing...

I'd still hit it so hard and so often that you couldn't pry me off with a crowbar...
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what voice? all I ever hear is auto-tune. I don't think she's ever singed a damn thing.

Still, I liked her better when she was a cute, unknown actress playing small roles and willing to flash her jubblies.
 
zinfamous said:
what voice? all I ever hear is auto-tune. I don't think she's ever singed a damn thing.

Still, I liked her better when she was a cute, unknown actress playing small roles and willing to flash her jubblies.
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She's flashed her bewbs?
 
This is a total surprise. We all know that Hollywood celebrities never, ever have problems like this.

They sleep well at night with their millions ...

Marriages and spouses are expendable.
 
This is a total surprise. We all know that Hollywood celebrities never, ever have problems like this.

They sleep well at night with their millions ...

Marriages and spouses are expendable.
 
bullshit thread title is bullshit. i thought jennifer lopez killed herself.

and obviously marcus antonious has been dead for two thousand years.
 
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