Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony call it quits

[BoomerD]

Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

MotionMan

Hey...don't go-a-burstin my bubble!!

 

[adairusmc]

 

[NFS4]

ROTF!

 

[zinfamous]

You can't hurt those things...you MIGHT be able to stretch them out...but anything that can spit out a baby isn't going to be hurt by a peenor.
(athough, I wouldn't be crazy about following a manwhore like PDiddy...you just don't know where he's been)

considering the origin of his career, I'd say necro-pounding fat man-meat.

:hmm:

 

[zinfamous]

she became worse than paris hilton a long while back for being famous without talent or reason

she wasn't bad as a B-rate actress.

but yeah, she made her career on zero talent (singing, music)...but I guess she can dance. :\

 

[BoomerD]

she wasn't bad as a B-rate actress.

but yeah, she made her career on zero talent (singing, music)...but I guess she can dance. :\

I guess it's good for her that the music world doesn't agree with youse guys.
I don't care for her musical style, but she DOES have a nice voice...and HAD a smoking hot body...until the babies...and it's still not bad...her ass got a bit bigger...which isn't necessarily a terrible thing...

I'd still hit it so hard and so often that you couldn't pry me off with a crowbar...

 

[Dulanic]

she became worse than paris hilton a long while back for being famous without talent or reason

That ass is pure talent.

 

[zinfamous]

I guess it's good for her that the music world doesn't agree with youse guys.
I don't care for her musical style, but she DOES have a nice voice...and HAD a smoking hot body...until the babies...and it's still not bad...her ass got a bit bigger...which isn't necessarily a terrible thing...

I'd still hit it so hard and so often that you couldn't pry me off with a crowbar...

what voice? all I ever hear is auto-tune. I don't think she's ever singed a damn thing.

Still, I liked her better when she was a cute, unknown actress playing small roles and willing to flash her jubblies.

 

[NFS4]

She was good as a Flygirl on In Living Color

 

[tcsenter]

I'd totally hit it.

 

[0roo0roo]

That ass is pure talent.

That ass is overrated even worse than the kardashian.

 

[DaTT]

what voice? all I ever hear is auto-tune. I don't think she's ever singed a damn thing.

Still, I liked her better when she was a cute, unknown actress playing small roles and willing to flash her jubblies.

She's flashed her bewbs?

 

[zinfamous]

She's flashed her bewbs?

I believe the film was "Money Train."

 

[xanis]

That episode was hilarious.

 

[dud]

This is a total surprise. We all know that Hollywood celebrities never, ever have problems like this.

They sleep well at night with their millions ...

Marriages and spouses are expendable.

 

[dud]

This is a total surprise. We all know that Hollywood celebrities never, ever have problems like this.

They sleep well at night with their millions ...

Marriages and spouses are expendable.

 

[MotionMan]

I believe the film was "Money Train."

Confirmed.

MotionMan

 

[moshquerade]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap...EG-raA?docId=6641175a4d70438696528dbf9abf1205

This is very surprising, but... she has a history of broken relationships/marriages. When I first saw them get together I thought her clock must've been ticking quite loudly and she just went for someone who would suffice as a father.

She's too hot for one guy. :awe:

 

[krunchykrome]

what is that, 3 divorces now?

She needs to look in the mirror and figure out what she's doing wrong. The problem lies within.

 

[moshquerade]

what is that, 3 divorces now?

She needs to look in the mirror and figure out what she's doing wrong. The problem lies within.

3 divorces and one fleeing the altar, well, it was like 4 hrs. before the wedding to Ben Affleck.

 

[brblx]

bullshit thread title is bullshit. i thought jennifer lopez killed herself.

and obviously marcus antonious has been dead for two thousand years.

 

[jingramm]

she appears to be dumb when she opens her mouth

 

[KaOTiK]

wow I thought she was dead

 

[alkemyst]

Very damaged goods though.... ever since puff daddy. yuck.

why?