I've survived.

[ltk007]

Again???? I told you to stay away from it!! Next time buy a "marital aid"

 

[Croton]

that would vaccuum the sh!t outta you!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

HOLY SH!T YOU GUYS, THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!


Does this mean we have a new idiom too?



<< Paulsonating >>







<< ...and Paulson's turning the crank >>




ROTFLMFAO
This is terrible... I'm at work and I'm disturbing so many people!!! God it's so hard not to laugh at this thread... But then again, I don't have my nuts in a wine press. It's not hard to laugh at all.

 

[bigvince]

THE FUNNIEST THING EVER POSTED ON THIS BOARD!!!!


you guys pros or what?

 

[eyor]

I once had my left testicle stuck in a wine press. Thank goodness the right- and middle- testicles were okay!

 

[BoberFett]

If Paulson turns your crank, you have some problems.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Paulson
Why??
You jealous because we have balls?











&quot;Ain't your steppin' stone&quot;

 

[Yeeny]

Hey, you deserve to have your balls crushed badmouthing me.

Well in that case, I have a whole line of men who need to meet my wine press sometime soon....

 

[BoberFett]

Does your husband know about those guys?

 

[Yeeny]

Well yeah, since he is captain of the line...

 

[syber321]

*Grin* that was tooo funny Actually, my senior year of HS wasn't too bad...kinda breezed through it. College is the obstacle I'm at now, though.

 

[chipbgt]

FFMColbalt, This is not a thread of hate, please take your ball-jealousy someplace else. YOu are sucking all the bally-goodness out of the thread.

 

[eyor]

Try to stay on topic here, syber. I believe we were talking about testicles and wine presses.

 

[syber321]

*Grin* well, pardon for sticking to the original idea of the thread. Besides, just the idea of testicles and wine presses, I mean, eeeeeeeek

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

hey peeps, I'm just fucking around here. I guess all these nuts in wine presses are making me too uncomfortable to think straight.











lol... I said &quot;straight&quot;