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I've survived.

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hpkeeper

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I've survived my first week of of my senior year in high school.... This morning I feel like I'm dead, school wipes you out... holy beans.
 
What the....What were you doing with your nuts in a wine press? Did you ever hear the one about the guy who worked in a metal shop and used a lathe for self gratification? He tore it open and they fell to the floor. He picked 'em up, stapled it shut. Didn't go to the doctor until the staple started to rust.
 


<< What, You've never had an extremely bad day? >>



If I have a bad day, I usually go home and have a beer. Is a wine press better than beer?
 


<< If I have a bad day, I usually go home and have a beer. Is a wine press better than beer? >>



yess, That would be nice to go home, but I can't...

BECAUSE MY NUTS ARE STUCK IN A WINE PRESS.
 


<< BECAUSE MY NUTS ARE STUCK IN A WINE PRESS. >>



Is this the first time? Do you keep a wine press next to your computer?
 


<< Surrrrree.....rub it in >>



You might want to get it unstuck before you start rubbing it in...rubbing will either help the swelling, or make it worse...I forget which one.
 


<< No. My phone is busy, I'm too cheap to have more than one phone line. >>



Well a busy phone doesnt remove the press from my nuts now does it.
 


<< How exactly does a wine press work? Is there a CRANK or something? >>




Suuurrrrre.....If I had a FANCY-schmancy wine press. I guess some of us just arent as well off as others.
 


<< So what else do you use your wHine press for? >>



Me? Oh, I'm just mad because my first week of high school was so hard.
 
This has been another addition of the 8ball/chipbgt commedy hour. Stay tuned for scenes from next weeks episode.
 
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