I've survived.

[8ball]

That was fun. Too bad no one else wants to play.

 

[chipbgt]

They would have just paulsoned it.

 

[8ball]

Or made it suck!

 

[chipbgt]

my butt itches.

 

[8ball]

"Those aren't pillows!"

Plains, Trains and Automobiles

 

[cwand]

I have had a lot of really good times with my wine press.

 

[8ball]

<< They would have just paulsoned it. >>



Does that mean what we did is now &quot;8ball/chipbgting&quot; it?

 

[chipbgt]

<< Does that mean what we did is now &quot;8ball/chipbgting&quot; it? >>



What we did was poetry in motion.

 

[ltk007]

Wasn't this thread about high school, not a wine press? I survived my first week, but I can't be too sure about the next 33 or whatever it is.

 

[8ball]

<< Wasn't this thread about high school, not a wine press? >>



One thing led to another.

 

[apoppin]

<< One Thing Leads to Another >>

(The FIXX)

 

[ltk007]

<< One thing led to another. >>


So that's how you and chip ended up in bed together :Q

 

[8ball]

<< So that's how you and chip ended up in bed together >>



I wouldn't exactly say &quot;bed&quot;.

 

[ltk007]

<< I wouldn't exactly say &quot;bed&quot;. >>


Eww, on the table... Don't you have to eat on that thing?

 

[8ball]

<< Don't you have to eat on that thing? >>



Depends on what I'm eating.

 

[ltk007]

<< Depends on what I'm eating. >>


I thought chip's nuts were still stuck in the winepress. Did you get them out or something?

 

[chipbgt]

Evan, You really need to quit thinking about my nuts.

 

[Phalkon]

3rd Semester college... 1 week is such a breeze.. I missed my 8 hour Mondays (Labor day), 2 hours on Tuesday, 1 hour on Wednesday, 7 hours of Thursday and I have Friday's off..... Oh I love College

 

[ltk007]

<< Evan, You really need to quit thinking about my nuts. >>


Chip, you need to stop bringing them up.

 

[silverspear]

This is gettin goooog

 

[chipbgt]

<< Chip, you need to stop bringing them up. >>



Its kind of hard to forget about them, when they are in a wine press.

 

[Howard]

Is there any wine in the press? More importantly, is it safe to drink? wine, wine, wine

mooo

my balls are stuck in a meat grinder. fortunately, there's about 2 miles left of tough pork between the grinder and my genitals. the bad thing is, paulson turns the crank :Q

 

[yllus]

Let me just say that this is the single most hilarious post I've read since coming here.

God bless everyone and their balls.

 

[Chooie]

I can't even breathe anymore; this is making me laugh so loud I woke up my brother

 

[chipbgt]

I'm glad I could bring so much enjoyment with my misfortune.


You would think I got my butt stuck in the vacuum cleaner...again.