I've saved 168 lives.

[highland145]

And you?

Edit: More of an ass kicker than I thought. Thanks six.

 

[silverpig]

65 or so I think...

 

[sixone]

I'm in the negative numbers.

 

[BudAshes]

And you?

Please stop, there's too many people already

 

[Newbian]

Thousands but only because I have not murdered the bastards for annoying me so far.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I've made many women die repeatedly.

 

[Platypus]

Not sure if I've ever DIRECTLY saved someone. Been saved by someone else though.

 

[highland145]

65 or so I think...

I'm behind because I've been slack. Gonna do better this year. Heck, a free t shirt and lower iron as a bonus, who wouldn't.

Please stop, there's too many people already

lolol

 

[amish]

once I get to the Forest of Illusion 1 I usually save about 14 lives per run.

 

[Platypus]

I'm behind because I've been slack. Gonna do better this year. Heck, a free t shirt and lower iron as a bonus, who wouldn't.

lolol

Is this about blood donation?

 

[highland145]

Is this about blood donation?

Yep.

 

[BoomerD]

I save lives every time I drive my car and stop at a crosswalk...

 

[Platypus]

Yep.

Oh, then I'm not allowed to give them my highly desired universal donor blood that gets fully tested anyway.

 

[highland145]

Oh, then I'm not allowed to give them my highly desired universal donor blood that gets fully tested anyway.

Which is quite effed up. So they trust people to tell the truth on the questionnaire and then not check the blood? Right.

"Honey, let's give blood."
"Sorry, sweety, but I've been banging whores for the last 6 months."

 

[manimal]

Though You were making deposits at a sperm bank.

 

[sixone]

Yep.

How do you know how many?

 

[videogames101]

Can't donate, my hemoglobin is broken.

 

[kranky]

I'm probably in the 80-90 neighborhood. They asked me to donate plasma instead of whole blood due to my blood type and lack of some kind of antibody. So my plasma can be used for babies of any blood type, and they treat me very well (I don't get paid, though).

 

[Exterous]

Though You were making deposits at a sperm bank.

I've killed millions! :'(

 

[highland145]

How do you know how many?

The 7 gallon pin that I just got and the commercials, of course.

One pint of blood can be separated into three components, which can be used to treat three different patients.

1) Red Blood Cells have a shelf life of 35 days and are used primarily for surgery and trauma patients.

2) Plasma can be frozen and stored for one year. It is mainly used in treating shock and burn victims.

3) Platelets are good for only five days and are primarily used to treat cancer and leukemia patients.

 

[kranky]

How do you know how many?

I think they use a statistic of 3 per donation ("helped to" save lives).

 

[highland145]

I save lives every time I drive my car and stop at a crosswalk...

Holy crap, you're still driving?


uts on titanium cup;

Now what?

 

[Platypus]

Which is quite effed up. So they trust people to tell the truth on the questionnaire and then not check the blood? Right.

"Honey, let's give blood."
"Sorry, sweety, but I've been banging whores for the last 6 months."

Well, they call out pay-for-sex donors too, but you can be a straight male and fuck as much strange as you'd like with no questions asked whatsoever, as long as they're not a prostitute, and you're golden. If you're a male and you've had any sexual contact with a male since the 70s, even once regardless of protection you are not allowed to donate.

All blood is tested. I understand trying to minimize high risk behavior, which is more prevalent with same sex relations, but a straight guy who sleeps around constantly is way higher risk than a gay guy in a committed relationship in my mind.

 

[sixone]

The 7 gallon pin that I just got and the commercials, of course.

7 gallons x 8 pints per gallon = 56

56 x 3 patients per unit = 168 people helped.

Doesn't say how many lives you saved, though. Kudos to you for donating, anyway!

 

[highland145]

Though You were making deposits at a sperm bank.

They turned me away after I donated enough to repopulate China.:$

Can't donate, my hemoglobin is broken.

What does that mean?

I'm probably in the 80-90 neighborhood. They asked me to donate plasma instead of whole blood due to my blood type and lack of some kind of antibody. So my plasma can be used for babies of any blood type, and they treat me very well (I don't get paid, though).

Excellent. Too bad the plasma takes so long. The babies and their parents thank you.