I've got a disease.

[Cogman]

Tell me, what am I supposed to do about it?

I woke up this morning and my voice was gone, and my nose was stuffed. So, anyone know of a good decongestant? (other then the runny nose I really don't feel all that sick)

 

[Chryso]

Perhaps you are evolving.

 

[Cogman]

Originally posted by: Chryso
Perhaps you are evolving.

Yes, that must be it. I'll now have the super power to sound like an alien. It will be perfect!

 

[nocash]

Sudafed the real stuff

 

[dman]

Saline drops. Cheap and effective.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: nocash
Sudafed the real stuff

LOL Irony. Sudafed is literally Pseudo-Ephedrine. The real stuff ain't in it. Also nasal decongestants have the opposite effect overall and really worsen the problem. Avoid them at all costs.

You want Robitussin DM (Dextromethorphan), with expectorant.

 

[randay]

more cowbell

 

[FeuerFrei]

I smell Matchbox 20 – Disease

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

I'm sorry to tell you this, but....

You have AIDS, and about a year to live. Use your time wisely, and leave everything in your will to me.

 

[zeruty]

Mucinex DM worked wonders for me

 

[Howard]

Maybe it's a tumor.

 

[TruePaige]

That was not a good album of theirs. (even though that was the best song on it) =(

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: randay
more cowbell

Damn! Beaten to it!:frown:

😛

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: zeruty
Mucinex DM worked wonders for me

Also very good, but very expensive.

 

[zebano]

Originally posted by: Howard
Maybe it's a tumor.

It's not a tumor!

 

[Cheeseplug]

Pft, you call that a disease? Try being a Browns fan.

 

[Barfo]

Are you sleepy?

 

[darkxshade]

Chew on a bhut jolokia, guarantee it'll clear your sinuses. 🙂

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
I'm sorry to tell you this, but....

You have AIDS, and about a year to live. Use your time wisely, and leave everything in your will to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czT3Fr8Xneg

http://everyoneaids.ytmnd.com/

 

[Perknose]

Take charge of your life, OP. Be proactive! Kill yourself before your obvious case of runaway syphilis spread to your brain box and causes you to enter beauty contests and do other unsavory and embarrassing things.

Do not delay!

Maintain your stance of dominance and off yourself now!

 

[RoloMather]

HIV?

 

[her209]

Why do dogs always have wet noses?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Maintain your stance of dominance and off yourself now!

In my day, nobody was as good at dominating themselves as I was.

 

[Fayd]

i woke up this morning and the voices were gone too.

but then they came back. all is well.

at least they tell me all is well.

 

[db]

Neti pot FTW!