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ITT we post pointless stories that mean something to you but probably suck anyways

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NuclearFusi0n

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Today I met a guy in the UCLA dorms who was visiting his cousin for a night, and he seemed like a pretty chill dude so we started just hangin around and eventually we found outselves over at a frat party, and both the cousins were there (the one i met, we'll call him Jack, is pretty experienced with substances and stuff, whereas the student at UCLA, we'll call him Bob, has experience with alcohol that is limited to 3 beers at a previous frat party)
we had the stupid yet surprisingly entertaining idea of getting the newb, Bob, "acquainted" with my good friend, beer.

End result:
9 beers, 1 shot, and one happy, passed out, Bob 😀

Plz tell a story, any story 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Spac3d
ITT?

Wow, Bob is a lightweight. Maybe his name should be changed to Betty.
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Yes, because 16 year olds that have never had more than a few beers MUST have the tolerance of a moose or they are automatically pussy lightweights.



not.

Comedy "make fun of the guy with the tolerance because he spends so much on liquor compared to the "lightweights"" option

P.S. ITT = In This Thread
 
thats greaT, i have a friend thats like that. we bought a handle of capt morgans between four people. 45 min and 12 shots later (each) and he spent the night on the floor of my room with his head in the trash can and me and the other two guys went to play pool..
 
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Today I met a guy in the UCLA dorms who was visiting his cousin for a night, and he seemed like a pretty chill dude so we started just hangin around and eventually we found outselves over at a frat party, and both the cousins were there (the one i met, we'll call him Jack, is pretty experienced with substances and stuff, whereas the student at UCLA, we'll call him Bob, has experience with alcohol that is limited to 3 beers at a previous frat party)
we had the stupid yet surprisingly entertaining idea of getting the newb, Bob, "acquainted" with my good friend, beer.

End result:
9 beers, 1 shot, and one happy, passed out, Bob 😀

Plz tell a story, any story 🙂
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Who are the cousins?
 
Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Today I met a guy in the UCLA dorms who was visiting his cousin for a night, and he seemed like a pretty chill dude so we started just hangin around and eventually we found outselves over at a frat party, and both the cousins were there (the one i met, we'll call him Jack, is pretty experienced with substances and stuff, whereas the student at UCLA, we'll call him Bob, has experience with alcohol that is limited to 3 beers at a previous frat party)
we had the stupid yet surprisingly entertaining idea of getting the newb, Bob, "acquainted" with my good friend, beer.

End result:
9 beers, 1 shot, and one happy, passed out, Bob 😀

Plz tell a story, any story 🙂
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Who are the cousins?
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Jack, who I met today, and is experienced with substance use, and Bob, who is taking summer classes and lives a few doors down from me in my hall.

I may have written that part of the story a bit confusing, sorry.

Anyways i really wanted to read everybody else's random stories....so it would be nice if you guys started posting your stuff. 😛
 
I remember eakers made a pointless stories thread like this a long time ago. It's a cool idea and more efficient if you think about it because it's better than having x number of separate threads for each pointless story.

I have plenty of pointless stories to tell. Mebbe I'll post one later.

/me waves hi to NuclearFusi0n, you hungover today?😛


P.S. I still didn't kick your dog.



EDIT: I know, I'll post the one about where I inadvertently crashed a bachelor party last Saturday. There really is no point to that one, heh. I hafta get ready for the dentist now though. I'm getting a bunch of fillings. Oh noes.🙁
 
another pointless story.

Senior year my friends and i were all drinking at a campsite. Just having a good time. Well one of us (not really sure who) got the brilliant idea to do flaming shots. And considering that most of uys were plastered at this time we practically fought over who would go first. well i got to take the first shot, and dude to my drunkeness i half missed my mouth and half didnt. This resulted in a trail of liquid flame running down the side of my chin until one of my oh so clever friends punched me in the jaw to put it out.

So in the end of it all i got a blister on my chin, some bunt facials hairs and a sore jaw from my overzealous friend.
 
Originally posted by: TuffGirl
I remember eakers made a pointless stories thread like this a long time ago. It's a cool idea and more efficient if you think about it because it's better than having x number of separate threads for each pointless story.

I have plenty of pointless stories to tell. Mebbe I'll post one later.

/me waves hi to NuclearFusi0n, you hungover today?😛


P.S. I still didn't kick your dog.



EDIT: I know, I'll post the one about where I inadvertently crashed a bachelor party last Saturday. There really is no point to that one, heh. I hafta get ready for the dentist now though. I'm getting a bunch of fillings. Oh noes.🙁
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get read for the dentist? is that like putting on battle armor or something?
 
Originally posted by: Glitchny
another pointless story.

Senior year my friends and i were all drinking at a campsite. Just having a good time. Well one of us (not really sure who) got the brilliant idea to do flaming shots. And considering that most of uys were plastered at this time we practically fought over who would go first. well i got to take the first shot, and dude to my drunkeness i half missed my mouth and half didnt. This resulted in a trail of liquid flame running down the side of my chin until one of my oh so clever friends punched me in the jaw to put it out.

So in the end of it all i got a blister on my chin, some bunt facials hairs and a sore jaw from my overzealous friend.
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I've done a flaming 151 shot or two. Even if you try to burn off some of the ethanol, it's still like flaming hellfire sliding down your throat. It's a lot smoother if it was just flamed up though. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i'm sitting here watching the british open, is that pointless enough?
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Stories usually like have this thing...it's called....a.....*drumroll plz*

CLIMAX!!!!

Try writing one.
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ok.


i'm sitting here watching the british open... and i was like, "whats up?"
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i'm sitting here watching the british open, is that pointless enough?
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Stories usually like have this thing...it's called....a.....*drumroll plz*

CLIMAX!!!!

Try writing one.
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ok.


i'm sitting here watching the british open... and i was like, "whats up?"
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setting....event



you need more than that, buddy.
 
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i'm sitting here watching the british open, is that pointless enough?
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Stories usually like have this thing...it's called....a.....*drumroll plz*

CLIMAX!!!!

Try writing one.
Click to expand...

ok.


i'm sitting here watching the british open... and i was like, "whats up?"
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setting....event



you need more than that, buddy.
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agreed
 
Let's call a guy Jim.
Jim is tall, cut, dresses like a model, and is dead f00cking hot sexy, and even I can see that as a guy (not gay, sorry guys)
Jim's fvckbuddy is named Betty.

Betty was apparently taking care of Jim's drunk ass when they came back from this frat party, where apparently Jim had a little too much to drink. Betty takes Jim to the guys restroom, strips him down and sets him up a shower. Alas, Jim doesn't want to take a shower. Jim, being drunk as sh|t, starts acting like a kid, refusing to get into the shower. Eventually, Betty gives up and walks out the Men's restroom just as we were about to open the door. She quickly explains what she was doing in there and who's still in there....naked. Eventually Jim decides to stick his head out the door, and some parts started getting a little too visible, if you get my drift. My buddy and I just turn against the wall, and just cover our heads while facing the wall, waiting for naked buff-as-fvck Jim to hop in the shower. Eventually he checks the hall and starts to walk out of the bathroom to chase Betty down the hall (as a game, he wasn't hitting her or anything). This is when the great idea of grabbing my digicam out of my pocket comes into play. I turned my head and hoped that I had the camera pointed right, because I sure as hell didn't feel like previewing the picture.
*snap*
Eventually we talked Jim into the shower, which was pretty funny because he was still quite drunk, and we (my friend, me, and Betty) ended up chillin for about 10 minutes listening to a boombox in the Men's shower room while Jim did his showering thing.
It turns out the most revealing picture I have reveals just a tiny bit of his behind, so I guess it's not worth blackmailing him. 😀 He already moons people without hesitation, and that's probably more revealing than this picture. :Q

No, sorry, the pics will NOT be posted.
 
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Comedy "make fun of the guy with the tolerance because he spends so much on liquor compared to the "lightweights"" option

P.S. ITT = In This Thread
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Keep SA refs inside SA plz.

Hey weren't you banned?

Oh sn
 
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Comedy "make fun of the guy with the tolerance because he spends so much on liquor compared to the "lightweights"" option

P.S. ITT = In This Thread
Click to expand...

Keep SA refs inside SA plz.

Hey weren't you banned?

Oh sn
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I'm b& like Osama Bin Laden at forums.fbi.gov, so I pretty much use whatever catchphrase without worrying about it. 😉
 
My story:

There's this guy, we'll call him NuclearFusi0n...he likes to nef a lot.

I'll cut him some slack though...cuz he's a Bruin. 🙂

-Ed
 
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