Let's call a guy Jim.
Jim is tall, cut, dresses like a model, and is dead f00cking hot sexy, and even I can see that as a guy (not gay, sorry guys)
Jim's fvckbuddy is named Betty.
Betty was apparently taking care of Jim's drunk ass when they came back from this frat party, where apparently Jim had a little too much to drink. Betty takes Jim to the guys restroom, strips him down and sets him up a shower. Alas, Jim doesn't
want to take a shower. Jim, being drunk as sh|t, starts acting like a kid, refusing to get into the shower. Eventually, Betty gives up and walks out the Men's restroom just as we were about to open the door. She quickly explains what she was doing in there and who's still in there....naked. Eventually Jim decides to stick his head out the door, and some parts started getting a little too visible, if you get my drift. My buddy and I just turn against the wall, and just cover our heads while facing the wall, waiting for naked buff-as-fvck Jim to hop in the shower. Eventually he checks the hall and starts to walk out of the bathroom to chase Betty down the hall (as a game, he wasn't hitting her or anything). This is when the great idea of grabbing my digicam out of my pocket comes into play. I turned my head and hoped that I had the camera pointed right, because I sure as hell didn't feel like previewing the picture.
*snap*
Eventually we talked Jim into the shower, which was pretty funny because he was still quite drunk, and we (my friend, me, and Betty) ended up chillin for about 10 minutes listening to a boombox in the Men's shower room while Jim did his showering thing.
It turns out the most revealing picture I have reveals just a tiny bit of his behind, so I guess it's not worth blackmailing him.

He already moons people without hesitation, and that's probably more revealing than this picture. :Q
No, sorry, the pics will NOT be posted.