it taste like... burn....

Schadenfroh

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i just injested some pure disttilled vinager. god, i did not realize that i had no water before i swallowed it. one of my friends said that it cures heartburn and to take a teaspone, so i took the equivalent of 2 tablespoons, CANT I JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE, ITS BURNING MY INSIDES. i could not rember if vinager was alkaline or acidic so i took it out of advice, but it hurts so bad. on the plus side, it made me forget about heartburn.

was this a dumb idea, im gonna kill my friend. when will the aggony stop
 

Howard

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It's acidic. Hmmm... Take some TUMS, or milk of magnesia, or drink a solution of baking soda.
 

Howard

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And while you're at it, you can swallow Orsorum also (best effect when swallowed whole).
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: Howard
And while you're at it, you can swallow Orsorum also (best effect when swallowed whole).

Ha! Joke's on you, it won't take too much to swallow me!
 

BCYL

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When I read your quote I thought of Ralph from the Simpsons...

"It tastes like... burning...."
 

Mo0o

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Originally posted by: BCYL
When I read your quote I thought of Ralph from the Simpsons...

"It tastes like... burning...."

thank you captain obvious
 

Schadenfroh

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i just took 2 table spoons of expired milk of magnesia. i hope it helps, i need morphine damn it
 

Kalvin00

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Expired milk of magnesia grows E-Coli bacteria. Thousands of reports are filed each week by people who die from it. I suggest you get your stomach pumped now.
 

slick230

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Do you often take double the recommended dosage of all your meds? Or it it just vinegar and M.O.M.?
 

Schadenfroh

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Originally posted by: slick230
Do you often take double the recommended dosage of all your meds? Or it it just vinegar and M.O.M.?


1tsp versus 2 tablespoons = more than the ratio of what i took my MOM to compare to it. i just at icecream and it still burns, perhaps i should put my finger down my throat
 

KingNothing

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In some weird way, I think this is karma for you tipping off the EPA about the formaldehyde. :evil:
 

Schadenfroh

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Originally posted by: KingNothing
In some weird way, I think this is karma for you tipping off the EPA about the formaldehyde. :evil:


i should never have sent that email
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Originally posted by: slick230
Do you often take double the recommended dosage of all your meds? Or it it just vinegar and M.O.M.?


1tsp versus 2 tablespoons = more than the ratio of what i took my MOM to compare to it. i just at icecream and it still burns, perhaps i should put my finger down my throat

I've got something you can put down your thr.... oh! Hey hey kids! It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!