it taste like... burn....

[Schadenfroh]

i just injested some pure disttilled vinager. god, i did not realize that i had no water before i swallowed it. one of my friends said that it cures heartburn and to take a teaspone, so i took the equivalent of 2 tablespoons, CANT I JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE, ITS BURNING MY INSIDES. i could not rember if vinager was alkaline or acidic so i took it out of advice, but it hurts so bad. on the plus side, it made me forget about heartburn.

was this a dumb idea, im gonna kill my friend. when will the aggony stop

 

[Howard]

It's acidic. Hmmm... Take some TUMS, or milk of magnesia, or drink a solution of baking soda.

 

[Orsorum]

It tastes like BURNING, bizatch.

 

[Howard]

In fact, take a lot of the above.

 

[Howard]

And while you're at it, you can swallow Orsorum also (best effect when swallowed whole).

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
when will the aggony stop

Agony?

It'll stop as soon as you eat some Cocoa Pebbles without the milk.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Howard
And while you're at it, you can swallow Orsorum also (best effect when swallowed whole).

Ha! Joke's on you, it won't take too much to swallow me!

 

[Mo0o]

tums would help

 

[BCYL]

When I read your quote I thought of Ralph from the Simpsons...

"It tastes like... burning...."

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: BCYL
When I read your quote I thought of Ralph from the Simpsons...

"It tastes like... burning...."

thank you captain obvious

 

[Schadenfroh]

i just took 2 table spoons of expired milk of magnesia. i hope it helps, i need morphine damn it

 

[Schadenfroh]

hell, im gonna go drink whats left in the bottle

 

[TheBDB]

Mmmmm....acetic acid.

 

[Kalvin00]

Expired milk of magnesia grows E-Coli bacteria. Thousands of reports are filed each week by people who die from it. I suggest you get your stomach pumped now.

 

[Schadenfroh]

i was dillusional, bottle said 10/06

 

[slick230]

Do you often take double the recommended dosage of all your meds? Or it it just vinegar and M.O.M.?

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: slick230
Do you often take double the recommended dosage of all your meds? Or it it just vinegar and M.O.M.?

1tsp versus 2 tablespoons = more than the ratio of what i took my MOM to compare to it. i just at icecream and it still burns, perhaps i should put my finger down my throat

 

[geno]

"I ated the purple ones"

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

You just need a lettuce, tomato and oil chaser, you'll be fine.

 

[TallBill]

R.I.P. OP

 

[KingNothing]

In some weird way, I think this is karma for you tipping off the EPA about the formaldehyde. :evil:

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
In some weird way, I think this is karma for you tipping off the EPA about the formaldehyde. :evil:

i should never have sent that email

 

[earthman]

If you die can we have your stuff?

 

[BullsOnParade]

You're in chemisty now and you dont know whether vinegar is an acid or a base ?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: slick230
Do you often take double the recommended dosage of all your meds? Or it it just vinegar and M.O.M.?

1tsp versus 2 tablespoons = more than the ratio of what i took my MOM to compare to it. i just at icecream and it still burns, perhaps i should put my finger down my throat

I've got something you can put down your thr.... oh! Hey hey kids! It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!