IT Story: Gotta be one of the most dumbest person I've helped so far

jtvang125

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Nov 10, 2004
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Got a call early in the morning from a lady down at our San Diego branch office. She said she couldn't log in to the computer because it was locked. People lock their Windows account quite often with too many incorrect tries so I figured that's what happened here. Here's how the rest of conversation went:

Me: Does the message say that your account has been locked?
She: Yes
Me: Ok, give me your extension and I'll call you back when it's been unlocked.
She: two-zero-two-zero
Me::confused: Ma'am we use 3 digit extensions. You gave me 4.
She: Oh yea. two-o-two
Me: Ok, I'll call you back.

Me: Ok, it's been unlocked. Can you try it again?
She: No, it still won't let me in.
Me: Try it one more time and type it slowly this time.
She: Nope.
Me: Alright, I'll go ahead and reset your password. Hold on.
Me: Ok, it's been reset. Are you ready?
She: Yes
Me: It's lower case 'a',1,2,3,4,5,6,*
She: It says I have to change my password.
Me: Great, go ahead and change it.

She: It says my password didn't meet the requirements.
*I remind her of the requirements
She: What's the old password again?
Me: Lower case 'a',1,2....
She: Is that an uppercase 'a' or lowercase?
:Q
She: No it says user name or old password incorrect.
Me: What did you enter for the pw?
She: a12345*
Me: Ma'am you forgot the 6
She: Oh. But I thought you said minimum of 8 characters. That's only 6.
:Q
Me: That's 8 with the a and the *.

*She tries again and she's repeating the password back as she types
She: uppercase a,1,2
Me: Ma'am it's a lowercase a
She: ok, lowercase a,1,2,3,4,0,6,*
Me: Ma'am there's no zero. It's 4,5,6,*:|
She: It's saying the passwords don't match.
Me: Did you type it one more time in the last box?
She: Yes
She: a,1,2,3,4,7,6,*
Me: It's just 1 to 6. There's no zero or seven.:|
She: It's saying the account is locked again.

So I get her supervisor to login, give me the IP address, and then login remotely to see what the hell is she doing wrong. After 2 more your pw don't match error I said fvck it and issued her a simple as simple could be pw. Her supervisor wanted to see if she can login with the pw I gave her and amazingly she got in with it. It was then that I remembered she was the same person my associate was helping with logging in when she first started. It took him 30 minutes to get that done.
 

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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I so have to tell this story now....

There was a HUGE problem with a person at a remote site would have sporadic problems connecting to an oracle database. 15 different people troubleshoot it, must be a network problem. Finally gets escalated to me and they fly me cross country to do a full blown analysis. The user didn't experience the "network problem" for most of the day.

Then - "Hey! It's doing it again! Fix this dang network."

"Maam, your caps lock key is on when you type in your password."
 

thraashman

Lifer
Apr 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: G Wizard
you get extra points for using 'most dumbest'

not just that. "one of the most dumbest person" there's multiple errors in the language of that sentence.
 

m1ldslide1

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Feb 20, 2006
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Sounds about right. When I was working phone set support I had similar issues. People who aren't just technically inept, but just mind bogglingly stupid, or even crazy. Like they should be homeless, much less jobless.
 

sdifox

No Lifer
Sep 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: spidey07
I so have to tell this story now....

There was a HUGE problem with a person at a remote site would have sporadic problems connecting to an oracle database. 15 different people troubleshoot it, must be a network problem. Finally gets escalated to me and they fly me cross country to do a full blown analysis. The user didn't experience the "network problem" for most of the day.

Then - "Hey! It's doing it again! Fix this dang network."

"Maam, your caps lock key is on when you type in your password."

You win.
 

MotF Bane

No Lifer
Dec 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: spidey07
I so have to tell this story now....

There was a HUGE problem with a person at a remote site would have sporadic problems connecting to an oracle database. 15 different people troubleshoot it, must be a network problem. Finally gets escalated to me and they fly me cross country to do a full blown analysis. The user didn't experience the "network problem" for most of the day.

Then - "Hey! It's doing it again! Fix this dang network."

"Maam, your caps lock key is on when you type in your password."



I do wonder how some people survive...
 

NaOH

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Mar 2, 2006
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Originally posted by: spidey07
I so have to tell this story now....

There was a HUGE problem with a person at a remote site would have sporadic problems connecting to an oracle database. 15 different people troubleshoot it, must be a network problem. Finally gets escalated to me and they fly me cross country to do a full blown analysis. The user didn't experience the "network problem" for most of the day.

Then - "Hey! It's doing it again! Fix this dang network."

"Maam, your caps lock key is on when you type in your password."

They flew you across the country to discover that!?
 

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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I don't believe this story. I believed it until she replaced the 5 with a 0 and a 7.
 

sygyzy

Lifer
Oct 21, 2000
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Great story! I liked the details and how you kept track of when she made a mistake like a1234576 and a123456*
 

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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been there dude. the woman who did that crap to me was in her 60's so i cut her some slack. but it still pisses me off.
 

Joemonkey

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Mar 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: sygyzy
Great story! I liked the details and how you kept track of when she made a mistake like a1234576 and a123456*

yeah, i'd either call shens or she was doing it on purpose because she knew it was irking you
 

jdini76

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Mar 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: sygyzy
Great story! I liked the details and how you kept track of when she made a mistake like a1234576 and a123456*

That is correct.
 

hiromizu

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Jul 6, 2007
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Previous job I had an analyst call my desk because helpdesk was unavailable. Needless to say I was busy and not in a great mood. His headset for his Bloomberg PC was not giving him the same amount of slack he used to have and was preventing him from sitting closer to his desk. Knowing him, I knew it was going to be something stupid but not this..

I walked over to his nasty desk and see that his headset wires were tangled up into the chair's wheels. He insists he doesn't know what the problem is and tells me it's a systems problem. I tell him to wait a sec and went to my desk to grab my trusty scissor. Problem solved...






A week later we got him a new wireless Plantronics headset : )
 

LS20

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Jan 22, 2002
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i was helping a new worker set up his computer.. he had multiple problems entering his password, too.
 

jupiter57

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Nov 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: thraashman
Originally posted by: G Wizard
you get extra points for using 'most dumbest'

not just that. "one of the most dumbest person" there's multiple errors in the language of that sentence.

Beat me to that one, Guys!
Oh well, have to find another post to nef in.
 

DaShen

Lifer
Dec 1, 2000
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People who are not that intelligent are okay. The ones that aren't that intelligent, but also do not listen really piss me off too. It irritates me because most of the time it isn't because that are stupid, it is more because they don't listen to instructions and think that what they do it right.