It just occurred to me that bacon is more harmful than marijuana

[bommy261]

you'd be more likely to eat 1/4 lb of weed first, then the 1/4 lb of bacon... munches are a bitch.

 

[F1N3ST]

It still amazes me that you steal jokes from Jim Gaffigan and act as if they are your own.

Yes, and it's essentially garbage.

 

[Eli]

it also just occurred to me that weed makes bacon even MORE delicious


*scrambles to make the world's first bacon bong*

LOL

Admit it, you're baked. 😛

😀

 

[Leros]

Don't forget to include ATOT in your shortlist.

ATOT is actually a gateway drug. I can confirm this.

 

[sandorski]

Ya, but Pot makes you crave Bacon. So the benefit cancels itself out.

 

[0roo0roo]

lack of bacon is why we don't have peace in the middle east
we should force feed the jews and muslims some bacon.

 

[Dirigible]

FUCK YOU, OP!!

NEVER EVER EVER BADMOUTH OR USE NEGATIVE LANGUAGE IN RELATION TO BACON OR WEED EVER AGAIN, GODAMMIT!!!!

Next time, why not try saying something like, "Bacon is delicious, and weed is even more healthy than bacon." See how it's nice and positive? Do not anger the bacon or marijuana gods, or you will surely pay the price! (Edit: I need to learn the emoticons here.)

 

[lxskllr]

lack of bacon is why we don't have peace in the middle east
we should force feed the jews and muslims some bacon.

Interesting hypothesis. OrooOroo for Secretary of State!

 

[TheVrolok]

Bacon is overrated.

Fail.

 

[AlienCraft]

it also just occurred to me that weed makes bacon even MORE delicious


*scrambles to make the world's first bacon bong*

I believe the bacon works on the weed.
Good bacon makes everything better.

 

[SandEagle]

lack of bacon is why we don't have peace in the middle east
we should force feed the jews and muslims some bacon.

ahh, free ham? the eternal jewish dilemma.

weed for muslims? why? they're already a bunch of stoners

🙂
i kid, i kid

< -- btw....never tried bacon or weed....tofu and soyburgers rock!

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Bacon is SO GOOD, that you add it to other foods to make them taste better!

Cheeseburger? Blah. Bacon cheeseburger? Whoa!
Salad? Ugh. Bacon bits? YEAH!!
Potato? Sigh. Crumbled bacon? WOOHOO!!

The list is endless.

Papa Johns now has bacon cheesybread

 

[TechBoyJK]

I was thinking about making a bacon weed sandwich.

two giant slabs of bacon as the bread, and a bunch of nugs for the content.

 

[Tristicus]

< -- btw....never tried bacon or weed....tofu and soyburgers rock!

Get out.

 

[krose]

Pigs are filthy animals

 

[Jeeebus]

Papa Johns now has bacon cheesybread

 

[Fritzo]

It still amazes me that you steal jokes from Jim Gaffigan and act as if they are your own.

Gaffigan has covered every possible combination of bacon jokes. Therefore anything humorous with bacon has already been said by him.

 

[meltdown75]

bacon would still be more harmful. if you ate a 1/4 pound of weed you would'nt wake up til 2012

eating weed has no effects at all. nothing would happen to you. it would be the same as eating the dried buds and flowers of any common weed. it needs to be warmed up to a certain temperature to release the psychoactive ingredient. this is why eating a big skunk nugget will have no effect on you whatsoever. making baked goods with powdered leaf/bud or making canna-butter and then baking with it, now that is another story.

 

[darkxshade]

What if I were to roll weed in bacon an schmoke it!!! 😛

 

[meltdown75]

if you could get a burn going with the bacon "paper", and get some suction through that paper and smoke into your lungs, you'd be in business. 😀

 

[tyler811]

bacon would still be more harmful. if you ate a 1/4 pound of weed you would'nt wake up til 2012

Then it be okay because the world will in 2012 right ?

 

[Heller]

what do you think i've said a thousand times!

 

[Krazy4Real]

Yeah... bacon is more harmful than weed....

UNTIL YOU CRASH AND DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH IN A FIRE BECAUSE YOU WERE HIGH WHILE DRIVING!!!

 

[Heller]

Yeah... bacon is more harmful than weed....

UNTIL YOU CRASH AND DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH IN A FIRE BECAUSE YOU WERE HIGH WHILE DRIVING!!!

lol your so wrong its ridiculous

 

[Locut0s]

I want to try Marijuana some time! Need to find a friend who I can trust first though. NOT going to go out on the street.