It burns when I pee.

[WaTaGuMp]

Spoiler

Swallow some chewing gum, when it comes out you might get lucky and have it stretched between poo

 

[highland145]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_5oCkpAkUk

You're wrong for even knowing this existed.

 

[Locut0s]

oh dear. sounds like you need to rub some Tiger Balm on your tool.

Let me know how that feels. Actually sounds like it might feel good. :hmm::hmm:

 

[Locut0s]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_5oCkpAkUk

Haha lol

 

[SolMiester]

I have actually, but it was only the once and after another pee several hours later, I was all good again...dont know what it was but christ it sure hurt, i think there was even a little blood!

 

[highland145]

Let me know how that feels. Actually sounds like it might feel good. :hmm::hmm:

Let me ask my wife after I slip it......

😱😱


Gonna be dry for the next month

 

[highland145]

I have actually, but it was only the once and after another pee several hours later, I was all good again...dont know what it was but christ it sure hurt, i think there was even a little blood!

Do you know the Gaynor brothers?

 

[SolMiester]

Do you know the Gaynor brothers?

no?...who?

 

[Stifko]

You're wrong for even knowing this existed.

if knowing about that is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I had a bladder infection when I was 18. After shitload of pointless tests I realized what it was out of my own research. It was caused by drinking too much pop. Now I mostly stick to water.

 

[highland145]

no?

Sorry. "Gayner". Mike and the Godlessastornomer.

 

[SolMiester]

Sorry. "Gayner". Mike and the Godlessastornomer.

Still no idea mate.....who are they?

 

[Zen0]

No don't have an STD, not logically possible I'm afraid at this point. This was after having a really spicy Indian meal for lunch. I know it can burn when you take a dump after a spicy meal, but when you take a pee? Anyone ever had that? Could be infection of course but I don't think so.

Update: Nope no burning 2nd time. Must have been the food. Or some strange one off thing.

Lay off the sounding for a while

 

[zinfamous]

if knowing about that is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

damn straight.

:thumbsup: Zappa

 

[highland145]

if knowing about that is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

I have similar "opinions."

😀

 

[zinfamous]

Sorry. "Gayner". Mike and the Godlessastornomer.

hehe, that's not even their actual last name.

 

[highland145]

Still no idea mate.....who are they?

Search OT. Maybe they won't be banned for a while.

WTH thee deal with the sheep jokes?

 

[SolMiester]

Search OT. Maybe they won't be banned for a while.

WTH thee deal with the sheep jokes?

ohh, heres one for ya....
why fark a sheep at the edge of a cliff?

 

[highland145]

hehe, that's not even their actual last name.

Nope but godless left his pic directory open.:sneaky:

And, at some point in the past, he linked Mike's.


When are you coming to the orange city?

 

[highland145]

ohh, heres one for ya....
why fark a sheep at the edge of a cliff?

So she wool tell?

 

[SolMiester]

So she wool tell?

so she pushes back!....LMAO!

 

[highland145]

so she pushes back!....LMAO!

:thumbsup:

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Th sig is in action.

 

[shortylickens]

Still no idea mate.....who are they?

The only two people on this forum who get banned more than I do.

 

[highland145]

The only two people on this forum who get banned more than I do.

Truth.

 

[SolMiester]

Wicked.....whats their username again....?
Edit - found them...didnt know godless was a kiwi?, but have seen posts from both of them...dont know them either....