It burns when I pee.

[highland145]

Wicked.....whats their username again....?
Edit - found them...didnt know godless was a kiwi?, but have seen posts from both of them...dont know them either....

Back away from the search function......

 

[zinfamous]

Nope but godless left his pic directory open.:sneaky:

And, at some point in the past, he linked Mike's.


When are you coming to the orange city?

I was riding down to FL a few weeks ago.

dad and I stopped in some shithole town at the Cracker Barrell to meet up with the Orangeburg people--forget what it's called, just passed some big lake. Santee?

I don't know....but it was more SC than I can take in a decade.

 

[dennilfloss]

That Candiru was just a baby and couldn't hold unto your urethral skin tags. It's gone now.

 

[highland145]

I was riding down to FL a few weeks ago.

dad and I stopped in some shithole town at the Cracker Barrell to meet up with the Orangeburg people--forget what it's called, just passed some big lake. Santee?

I don't know....but it was more SC than I can take in a decade.

Ought to try living here you're whole life.

I hate the C.B.

 

[Ninjahedge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A


RIP.....

 

[Krazy4Real]

Stop maturating with the soap.


So I hear.

LOL!

 

[rasczak]

oh dear. sounds like you need to rub some Tiger Balm on your tool.

That's just wrong. So wrong it's right. :awe:

 

[AstroManLuca]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_f0rWtdpaI

 

[Saint Nick]

Did I mention the hand soap?

Jacking off with hand soap will cause the skins on your cock to harden and become chapped.

Don't ask me why or how I know this.

 

[Ninjahedge]

How do you.... ohhhhhhh.

 

[Zen0]

Jacking off with hand soap will cause the skins on your cock to harden and become chapped.

Don't ask me why or how I know this.

Because soaps will remove the oil in your skin, christ, as if this information is not known to 5th graders with a brain.

 

[Ninjahedge]

What about 5th graders WITHOUT a brain....

Or 6th graders... do they need brains for this?

 

[Zen0]

What about 5th graders WITHOUT a brain....

Or 6th graders... do they need brains for this?

Some of them don't have brains, clearly.

 

[Murloc]

if it's serious and continue it's an infection and you need a doctor.

If it just happens once, you may be pissing stones. Happened to me too, you just need to drink more during the day.

 

[SagaLore]

Well considering the amount of threads you've been posting about watching/being Bi/Gay... maybe you should shower and thoroughly wash your penis off after playing pitcher, or at least wrap it up. :/

 

[Ninjahedge]

Some of them don't have brains, clearly.

Shirley, you jest.

 

[TheVrolok]

I see you've google searched it.

uncommon, but possible.

Probably statistically a bit more possible for loki, if he doesn't use protection every time.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

If I am dehydrated over a long period of time it can burn to pee.

Solution: after it burns, go drink piles of water, next pee will be excellent.

 

[gorcorps]

You're wrong for even knowing this existed.

Are you kidding me? Joe's Garage is one of Zappa's greatest albums, and if you don't know Zappa you don't know music... period. I'm not even old enough to be a part of his glory days, but I still know most of his stuff.

 

[zinfamous]

Ought to try living here you're whole life.

I hate the C.B.

yeah, CB sucks. and lol--there were maybe 20 other people in there when we sat down. I observed that the collective weight of that room had to be heavier than my current town.

I do miss the South, sometimes.

 

[highland145]

Are you kidding me? Joe's Garage is one of Zappa's greatest albums, and if you don't know Zappa you don't know music... period. I'm not even old enough to be a part of his glory days, but I still know most of his stuff.

Nope.

 

[moshquerade]

No don't have an STD, not logically possible I'm afraid at this point. This was after having a really spicy Indian meal for lunch. I know it can burn when you take a dump after a spicy meal, but when you take a pee? Anyone ever had that? Could be infection of course but I don't think so.

Update: Nope no burning 2nd time. Must have been the food. Or some strange one off thing.

Update: we don't believe you.

 

[highland145]

Or some strange one off thing.

wut?

 

[Ninjahedge]

Are you kidding me? Joe's Garage is one of Zappa's greatest albums, and if you don't know Zappa you don't know music... period. I'm not even old enough to be a part of his glory days, but I still know most of his stuff.

Crew slut.

 

[pcgeek11]

Stop maturating with the soap.


So I hear.

So I Hear .... Right!