Israels unconventional weapons and tactics unveiled

[JohnOfSheffield]

Israel has many weapons, here's a short list of their more unconventional ones:

Death Sharks:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/firas-alatraqchi/red-sea-sharks-made-in-is_b_792347.html

Death Rats that can distinguish between nationalities of targets:
http://www.jpost.com/Israel/Article.aspx?id=108216

Deadly schampoo:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3746017,00.html

Imaginary homosexual cats of death:
http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/0/0/0/0/0/0/2730.htm

Tsunamis of death:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcyMQm0NhJE

Super sex gum corrupting society:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3746017,00.html

Evil Jeans of infertility:
http://www.memri.org/clip/en/0/0/0/0/0/0/3306.htm

Latest Israeli spy equipment:

Vultures:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12120259

Pigeons:
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jTEw64Ffr8aSSFUlDA_RAEI8D6DA

And for those who don't know it, us Jews are also responsible for pretty much every conflict or protest in the Islamic world:

Darfur:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3431281,00.html

Syria:
http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?id=214507

Egypt:
http://www.egyptindependent.com/news/israeli-conspiracy-theories-egypt-unrest-begin-spread

Libya:
http://www.jpost.com/International/Article.aspx?id=210444

All over, Jews were responsible for the Arab Spring:
http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?id=210317

 

[Perknose]

All the above pales in comparison to this atrocity: The Jews are responsible for Tori Spelling's acting career! D:

 

[Anarchist420]

JohnOfSheffield has a good sense of humor (even though I think he hates me), but I probably made some kind of mistake by clicking one of the links. 2 didn't load, then I realized that some of them had web addresses that were kind of wonky.

 

[Karl Agathon]

Well JohnOfSheffield, thats quite an impressive powerset! The Jews also control time & space from what I understand.

 

[Lemon law]

Jos, just because various nuts accuse Israel of having super powers they do not have, has nothing to do about nothing with actual current reality and very real Israeli bullshit.

Please JOS, please do confuse actual reality with total bullshit. Just because nuts accuse Israel of crimes it does not commit, is no proof that Israeli is thus innocent of crimes it does commit.

Just more defective reasoning from JOS. After all, when I and most of the world ignores the stupidity of a motor mouth Iranian powerless Achmadinejad, why should we ignore or tolerate an Israeli motor mouth like Bozo Netanyuhu who is the other side of the coin and equally bad as Achmadinejad?

 

[JEDIYoda]

Jos, just because various nuts accuse Israel of having super powers they do not have, has nothing to do about nothing with actual current reality and very real Israeli bullshit.

Please JOS, please do confuse actual reality with total bullshit. Just because nuts accuse Israel of crimes it does not commit, is no proof that Israeli is thus innocent of crimes it does commit.

Just more defective reasoning from JOS. After all, when I and most of the world ignores the stupidity of a motor mouth Iranian powerless Achmadinejad, why should we ignore or tolerate an Israeli motor mouth like Bozo Netanyuhu who is the other side of the coin and equally bad as Achmadinejad?

As opposed to you who on a daily basis and sometimes multiple times a day confuses total bullshit with actual reality...
Talk about defective reasoning.......mirror mirror on the wall....

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

JohnOfSheffield has a good sense of humor (even though I think he hates me), but I probably made some kind of mistake by clicking one of the links. 2 didn't load, then I realized that some of them had web addresses that were kind of wonky.

All the links work just fine for me, must be the NWO (that is ruled by Jews) that don't want you to have information about Israels super secret weapons and tactics.

BTW, i don't hate you. In fact i have a special place in my heart for the "differently able" people.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

When i was a child my father bought me a pony for my 8'th birthday.

Oh what joy that pony brought me when i was riding him and taking care of him, i really loved that pony.

Then a year later it got sick, really sick and we had to put it down.

Clearly the Jews are responsible and that is why i'm a Nazi today.

Well that explains it.

False quotes like this are why you won't be posting this week.
-Admin DrPizza

 

[Raizinman]

Yes, the Jews do control everything. But, to avoid being eternally cursed, send me your money and I'll put in a good word for you at our next minyan.

 

[Lemon law]

As JOS goes totally troll by saying, "Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemon law View Post
When i was a child my father bought me a pony for my 8'th birthday.

Oh what joy that pony brought me when i was riding him and taking care of him, i really loved that pony.

Then a year later it got sick, really sick and we had to put it down.

Clearly the Jews are responsible and that is why i'm a Nazi today."

A totally false statement by JOS, a statment I never made or ever asserted, but par for the course from the reasoning of a total forum troll like JOS.

As I will ask you JOS, do you prefer a soft landing for Israel under the Nelson Mandella type South African model like me, or are you so delusional as to think Israel will always prevail in the fullness of time? Rome was not built in a day and did not fall in one day either. Lots of meglomanics in world history also said never again, and got dope slapped for over reaching.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Many moons ago i was sitting out back in the hammock wanking to the tunes of Nickleback when suddenly i thought about Israel and how much i hate all Jews.

Completely ruined my wank, that's why i hate Jews.

Oh, ok... But you just said you hated Jews before and used that as an explanation of why you hate Jews...

I think you need to retype that.

 

[trenchfoot]

Zo-HAN! Zo-HAN! Zo-HAN! Ah'cha'rai!

 

[EagleKeeper]

As JOS goes totally troll by saying, "Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemon law View Post
When i was a child my father bought me a pony for my 8'th birthday.

Oh what joy that pony brought me when i was riding him and taking care of him, i really loved that pony.

Then a year later it got sick, really sick and we had to put it down.

Clearly the Jews are responsible and that is why i'm a Nazi today."

A totally false statement by JOS, a statment I never made or ever asserted, but par for the course from the reasoning of a total forum troll like JOS.

As I will ask you JOS, do you prefer a soft landing for Israel under the Nelson Mandella type South African model like me, or are you so delusional as to think Israel will always prevail in the fullness of time? Rome was not built in a day and did not fall in one day either. Lots of meglomanics in world history also said never again, and got dope slapped for over reaching.

A soft landing only exists if no one is after the jugular. The Palestinians do not want there to be a soft landing, they want no landing to satisfy their sponsors.

Using SA as an example, who was lined up militarily against her, continually threatening her?

 

[StrangerGuy]

All these things might actually be achieved by Arabs themselves if they weren't a worthless civilization to begin with.

 

[Nebor]

Oh, ok... But you just said you hated Jews before and used that as an explanation of why you hate Jews...

I think you need to retype that.

He should have thought of Natalie Portman. BOOM, protein everywhere.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

He should have thought of Natalie Portman. BOOM, protein everywhere.

YUM!

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

All the above pales in comparison to this atrocity: The Jews are responsible for Tori Spelling's acting career! D:

I fear i may never get an erection again...

Need to score me some zionist sex gum.

 

[SandEagle]

what a totally useless and stupid thread. its only purpose is to detract attention from the other thread. lock this shitthread.

 

[JEDIYoda]

what a totally useless and stupid thread. its only purpose is to detract attention from the other thread. lock this shitthread.

that is what we think of all your useless trolling threads....

 

[Lemon law]

JOS, despite all your efforts to put words in my mouth, I never ever said I dislike 'Jews."

I have simply said I dislike the behavior of the current Israeli government which has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with with human nature.

And for that matter I also dislike certain aspects of US foreign policy which also has nothing to do with any given religion.

As you JOS as a British citizen, have cetain hypocracies to live down. You may have been a critics of Tony Blair as GWB's personal poodle, who committed British Troops to both Afgahnistan and Iraq. As you eagerly were one of those troops who went to Afghanistan and ethuiastically committed your self to a failed Afghanistan strategy that was bound to fail. And it did fail in a spectacular manner. Yet now, I hear not a peep from you when your own British government very recently sent a delegation to Netanyuhu and said, the British government would not support a premitive Israel attack on Iran. What is the matter with you JOS, you should take to the streets, all one of you, and call the British Governement all anti-semetic Jew haters for failing to support the current Israeli government foreign policy to the hilt.

Cat got your tongue JOS, where is the courage of your committments? Yet when it comes down to just me, you have the courage of a lion or maybe a liarer in mis characterizing what I say about wise foreign policy.

After all, as a US taxpayer, I have a right to express my opinion about my government pissing trillion of dollars of money and lives down fruitless quarmires, and I don't blame Israeli government policy for most of it. But in the grand scheme of things JOS, as one individual I don't matter much, but the long standing British American alliance matters far more. So why are you not lobbying your government JOS?

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

what a totally useless and stupid thread. its only purpose is to detract attention from the other thread. lock this shitthread.

In the ME these news were actual real news reported by major news organisations and taken as fact by governments and population.

On a more serious note you can see how the leaders use Jews (such as Syrias Assad) to make their people more agreeable with their own actions.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

I don't like Natalie Portman, she's a Jew and i hate Jews!

Now that is just insane.


Tis insane to believe you would get away with making false quotes like this. -Admin DrPizza

 

[Lemon law]

Now that is just insane.

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You are quite right JOS, its insane to attrute a such a quote to me when I never in the history of the world said anything about Natalie Portman.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I have these home built speakers that are named Natalie P. Can hifi equipment be jewish?

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

I have these home built speakers that are named Natalie P. Can hifi equipment be jewish?

It sure can, few people know this but we're actually working on specific ways to infiltrate every home via hifi equipment, it's part of our NWO agenda to send subliminal messages that makes everyone think we're always right.

After we're done we'll sell Canada to the Russians and everyone will think it's a great idea.

Unfortunately those who wish to destroy us are forbidden to listen to anything but old men wailing so it doesn't work on them.