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Is there a better way to lose your virginity?

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zendari

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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So yesterday my gf's 17 year old cousin called. She just got back from a three week European trip (something to do with school). Anywho she informed my girlfriend that on the trip she lost her virginity to a 35 year old Italian bus driver (apparently this guy was the bus driver for their tours).

My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?

guys a pig...
35 - 17 he deserves to be drawn and quartered
Laws might be different in italy.
 

EatSpam

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Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So yesterday my gf's 17 year old cousin called. She just got back from a three week European trip (something to do with school). Anywho she informed my girlfriend that on the trip she lost her virginity to a 35 year old Italian bus driver (apparently this guy was the bus driver for their tours).

My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?

She fvcked some Eurotrash, the equivalent of a trailer trash here. Would you nail Bubbita? Hell no. She's a total skank and probably should be checked for disease.
 

gabemcg

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Originally posted by: Krk3561
Originally posted by: AMCRambler
This reminds me of that 17 girl I nailed over in Italy when I was driving tour buses a couple of weeks ago. She was teh h@wt!

props for keeping the parody inthread


typed in gramatically correct italian as well... (H@wt! us Itallian e-slang, roughly translates to fugly...)
 

EatSpam

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Originally posted by: zendari
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So yesterday my gf's 17 year old cousin called. She just got back from a three week European trip (something to do with school). Anywho she informed my girlfriend that on the trip she lost her virginity to a 35 year old Italian bus driver (apparently this guy was the bus driver for their tours).

My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?

guys a pig...
35 - 17 he deserves to be drawn and quartered
Laws might be different in italy.

17 is legal in most states, its even 16 in some.

http://www.ageofconsent.com
 

NakaNaka

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Originally posted by: notfred
Maybe if you said "22 year old Italian professional soccer player" it would have been better. "35 year old italian bus driver" = not good.

Agreed
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: zendari
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So yesterday my gf's 17 year old cousin called. She just got back from a three week European trip (something to do with school). Anywho she informed my girlfriend that on the trip she lost her virginity to a 35 year old Italian bus driver (apparently this guy was the bus driver for their tours).

My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?

guys a pig...
35 - 17 he deserves to be drawn and quartered
Laws might be different in italy.

They're different here, 18 isn't the age of consent everywhere even in the US.

Seems like she could have at least had sex with an italian dude that was a little younger and maybe not a bus driver...but women go crazy for those italians all the time for some reason.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: EatSpam


She fvcked some Eurotrash, the equivalent of a trailer trash here. Would you nail Bubbita? Hell no. She's a total skank and probably should be checked for disease.

Exactly.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: PingSpike

Seems like she could have at least had sex with an italian dude that was a little younger and maybe not a bus driver...but women go crazy for those italians all the time for some reason.

Even if she banged a dude that was younger, is that really any better? She's just a typical slut who decided to get banged by a local while travelling. She had her mind set on banging a local...ANY local. She picked a bus driver. She's a ho.
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: djheater
Definately risky behavior, but that's the nature of being 17 isn't it?

Hopefully she won't get any terrible disease... which she DEFINATELY NEEDS TO GO TO A GYNO AND HAVE CHECKED.....

In the end I give her a :thumbsup: She took her sexuality in hand and did what she wanted with it... good for her.

Oh god she had sex she must be diseased now :roll:
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: zendari
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So yesterday my gf's 17 year old cousin called. She just got back from a three week European trip (something to do with school). Anywho she informed my girlfriend that on the trip she lost her virginity to a 35 year old Italian bus driver (apparently this guy was the bus driver for their tours).

My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?

guys a pig...
35 - 17 he deserves to be drawn and quartered
Laws might be different in italy.

They're different here, 18 isn't the age of consent everywhere even in the US.

Seems like she could have at least had sex with an italian dude that was a little younger and maybe not a bus driver...but women go crazy for those italians all the time for some reason.

that doesnt make the age differnce any better...
The guy is still a pig..
 

Kenazo

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: zendari
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So yesterday my gf's 17 year old cousin called. She just got back from a three week European trip (something to do with school). Anywho she informed my girlfriend that on the trip she lost her virginity to a 35 year old Italian bus driver (apparently this guy was the bus driver for their tours).

My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?

guys a pig...
35 - 17 he deserves to be drawn and quartered
Laws might be different in italy.

They're different here, 18 isn't the age of consent everywhere even in the US.

Seems like she could have at least had sex with an italian dude that was a little younger and maybe not a bus driver...but women go crazy for those italians all the time for some reason.


It's 14 here in Manitoba apparently, though still disgusting.
 

desy

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Same tired double standard guy gets fvcked in Europe, a stud
girls does same, a Ho.
Grow up
Lots of assumptions, did the guy actually know she was 17? I've seens lots of girls in the bar age supposed to be 19 that were 14. . .
 

Alex

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Originally posted by: acemcmac
SLUT

lol thats just DIRTY

35 year old italian bus driver? hahaha i dunno

i guess i woudlnt have mind losing mine in a more original way (gf slept over when my parents were out of town) though... i was really young tho (14) so at the time all i cared was that i was getting laid! :D
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: Deeko


Oh god she had sex she must be diseased now :roll:


It's not the fact that she had sex, it's the fact that she had sex with some random guy.
 

habib89

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i'm sure it's a memorable experience.. more memorable than my experience.. but would i want it that way? no... maybe if i had a girlfriend, or even just some hottie i was chasing and we went on a trip to europe, and we banged in every city.. that'd be better.. i don't want to fvck someone twice my age.. that's just nuts
 

91TTZ

Lifer
Jan 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: desy
Same tired double standard guy gets fvcked in Europe, a stud
girls does same, a Ho.
Grow up
Lots of assumptions, did the guy actually know she was 17? I've seens lots of girls in the bar age supposed to be 19 that were 14. . .

That's BS.

If a guy on here made a post bragging about how he banged some random bus driver in another country, people would NOT be calling him a stud. He'd be a ho, too.

Do you see people calling sonz70(?) a stud?
 

Deeko

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Jun 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: Deeko


Oh god she had sex she must be diseased now :roll:


It's not the fact that she had sex, it's the fact that she had sex with some random guy.

Oh, because people you know are less likely to have STD's?
 

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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Geez, some of you people are just fvcked up in the head over this. I think that as long as she used reasonable protection and had a good time, where's the harm? If she's happy about it, then who the fvck are the rest of you to criticize her?