Is there a better way to lose your virginity?

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I hope he was good looking....
She must be fugly if she had to settle for a bus driver....
 

AMCRambler

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This reminds me of that 17 girl I nailed over in Italy when I was driving tour buses a couple of weeks ago. She was teh h@wt!
 

Krk3561

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Originally posted by: AMCRambler
This reminds me of that 17 girl I nailed over in Italy when I was driving tour buses a couple of weeks ago. She was teh h@wt!

props for keeping the parody inthread
 

Juice Box

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ROFL! I was also on a trip to Europe this year and we did have a bus driver who all the girls were saying "OHHH hes so hot!" the whole trip :roll: lol maybe one of them hooked up too!

BTW....his name was Walter...but b/c of ther german accent...it was "VALTER"
 

dr150

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Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So yesterday my gf's 17 year old cousin called. She just got back from a three week European trip (something to do with school). Anywho she informed my girlfriend that on the trip she lost her virginity to a 35 year old Italian bus driver (apparently this guy was the bus driver for their tours).

My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?


Every time I visit Europe, I see American kids hooking up....especially in Italy. European girls are really into American guys believing in the preception that "American boys" are "beautiful & rich."

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BTW, I have a funny Italian bus driver story:

When I did the catacombs in Rome, tourists had to take a bus to get there. Of course the bus was late and tourists were piling up and baking in the summer sun. FINALLY, after 40 minutes, the bus driver shows up (a 30 yr old model-looking Italian dude) and gets into one of the parked buses. The tourists pile in. Then, after 15 sweating minutes in the non-AC bus, the bus driver tries to pull out of the cramped parking lot. The moron creeped the bus back an forth, until he got it stuck at an angle.

At that instant, Italian tourists in the bus started with the arm waving criticisms towards the bus driver. The most vocal one was a 90 year old Italian guy with a cane.....he waved the cane in the air with non-stop criticisms towards the bus driver who was silent, taking the abuse.

Then when the bus driver had enough, he stood up with chin up in the air, looked at the old dude and waved the keys in the air telling him in Italian that if he could do better then he could drive the bus. The old dude said OK. The bus driver handed him the keys and left!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

All the tourists in the bus were laughing their heads off at this whole scene. It felt like one of those corny Sophia Loren movies.

We all piled out of the bus to wait another 40 minutes until a 50 year old "expert" showed up.

As an additional laugh, the bus driver was in the shade on his cell phone talking to "Mama" (seriously!!) about his experience......crouched and pouting like a little boy....a mama's boy.....a grown Italian man mama's boy... (BTW, Italian men live their moms even after getting married and they *ARE* very proud mama's boys).

I mean seriously, EVERY Italian stereotype was hit that day! LOL! There is truth to the saying that Italians are CARICATURES! :D

Ahhhhh, summers in Italy! :D
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: acemcmac
SLUT

Definitely. You'd be surprised how many women act like total whores when they're far away from home and think it will be discreet. It's almost as if they're genetically programmed to run away far from home and come back pregnant.
 

ironcrotch

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Originally posted by: notfred
Maybe if you said "22 year old Italian professional soccer player" it would have been better. "35 year old italian bus driver" = not good.

yup...

Tell your gf that her cousin is a miserable failure at being slutty..

Oh yeah.. where are the GD pics!
 

desy

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uhm lots of 35 year old women out there hot hot hot and your saying no?
She wasn't planing on marrying him so what if he was a bus driver?
She wanted a fling she got it, hope she used a condom . . .
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So yesterday my gf's 17 year old cousin called. She just got back from a three week European trip (something to do with school). Anywho she informed my girlfriend that on the trip she lost her virginity to a 35 year old Italian bus driver (apparently this guy was the bus driver for their tours).

My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?

guys a pig...
35 - 17 he deserves to be drawn and quartered
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: CVSiN

guys a pig...
35 - 17 he deserves to be drawn and quartered

No, he's just taking advantage of her stupidity. Her problem. If she got knocked up, she'd have to deal with it because she's never seeing him again.
 

Frost Byte

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: CVSiN

guys a pig...
35 - 17 he deserves to be drawn and quartered

No, he's just taking advantage of her stupidity. Her problem. If she got knocked up, she'd have to deal with it because she's never seeing him again.

I actually agree. She's an idiot.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Stinkfinger
So yesterday my gf's 17 year old cousin called. She just got back from a three week European trip (something to do with school). Anywho she informed my girlfriend that on the trip she lost her virginity to a 35 year old Italian bus driver (apparently this guy was the bus driver for their tours).

My girlfriend was aghast (partly because before she left for the trip I told her to do something stupid in Europe. I didn't think she'd take it to heart), I thought it was really cool. To me, if I were 17, losing my virginity on some exotic trip to some older female would just be the cat's pajamas. It sure would beat the hell out of my experience of losing it after prom in my mom's basement after two 40s of Old English 800. What do you guys think?

guys a pig...
35 - 17 he deserves to be drawn and quartered
Glad to see I am not the only one noticing that Guido should now be a registered sex offender...
 

ruffilb

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Originally posted by: Toasthead
I would thibnk it better to lose it with someone you love....not some loser guy who drives a bus for a living...even if he is italian.

I can personally assure you that italian bus drivers are NOT hot.

QFT.
 

cerebusPu

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if she wanted to lose her virginity..you should have offered to help. then she wouldnt have to go to a 35 year old italian bus driver.