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Is the president a Robot Doppelganger?

Is the president a robot doppelganger?

  • Yes: He is an evil robot

  • Yes: He is a robot that will usher in a new age of enlightenment

  • No: He's the physiological clone of Hitler

  • No: He's the physiological clone of Hitler, but with different parenting, making him not evil

  • Kind of: He is a cyborg crafted from the corpse of Hitler

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Dr. Zaus

Dr. Zaus

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With the existence of publicly available robot doppelgangers my question to you is, is it possible, neigh likely Obama is a robot doppelganger? And if so, is he bent on killing all humans, or being a benevolent agent for a more scientific and understanding future?

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Is the president a robot doppelganger?
 
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Clearly not, robots do not believe in god, or if they do they believe in a robot god. You cannot be a Muslim and be a robot at the same time, so he is clearly not a robot.

If he somehow were, it would explain why he doesn't have a birth certificate though.
 
trollin, trollin, trollin down the river


Besides everybody knows the prez is not a robot, he is a space alien that eats rich white babies and craps entitlements and new taxes
 
eskimospy said:
Hey look, a really stupid person is trying to call the president dumb.
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I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old granddaughter and I asked her,

"What day is tomorrow?"

She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid.

I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln... etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow

we have one more year of unemployment."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose….”
 
a777pilot said:
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old granddaughter and I asked her,

"What day is tomorrow?"

She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid.

I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln... etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow

we have one more year of unemployment."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose….”
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Ahhh, gotta start indoctrinating them young, huh?

She's going to break your heart one day when she starts thinking for herself. You'll notice it happening when she just stops talking to you about certain subjects like politics because she doesn't want to hear grandpa's insane rants anymore.
 
eskimospy said:
Clearly not, robots do not believe in god, or if they do they believe in a robot god. You cannot be a Muslim and be a robot at the same time, so he is clearly not a robot.

If he somehow were, it would explain why he doesn't have a birth certificate though.
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Robots believe whatever they are programmed to believe. It's clear to me that Obama is actually a failed Soviet project to install communist robot leaders in North Africa. The Soviet scientists could never have predicted that he would go rogue and take over the US. He represents either the greatest Soviet scientific achievement since Sputnik, or the worst disaster since Chernobyl depending on your perspective.
 
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