- Oct 9, 1999
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I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old granddaughter and I asked her,
"What day is tomorrow?"
She said "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow
we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose .
Your fake 10 year old granddaughter is really a wrinkled and humor challenged right-wing chain e-mail forwarder, but if she were real, she'd be saying:
"Daddy, Grandpa Stupid is pestering us with his idiot chain e-mails again. Can we poison his Ensure, Daddy, can we, huh, can we?"
Grandpa Stupid never has an original thought.
