Is Jessica Simpson seriously that retarded?

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Xenon

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Interesting first post ECE. $

Anyway, I doubt it's an act. No one can act that well. About the Britney vs. Simpson comparisons, I'll wager that in 10 years Jessica Simpson will have a nice career in either television or movies in addition to an album here or there, while Britney will be on VH1's "where are they now" segments.
 

Conky

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Originally posted by: Xenon


Anyway, I doubt it's an act. No one can act that well. About the Britney vs. Simpson comparisons, I'll wager that in 10 years Jessica Simpson will have a nice career in either television or movies in addition to an album here or there, while Britney will be on VH1's "where are they now" segments.

I would disagree with that. Britney has a great sense of humor and was simply hilarious on SNL. Jessica was on SNL last weekend and she was visibly reading off of cue cards and had no timing what so ever.

This only proves that Britney is very talented in many ways. She is no dumb broad like Jessica Simpson. I think that ten years from now Jessica will be the "where are they now" person. ;)

 

Ness

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Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: ness1469
I met her at a "meet and greet" before her performance on the TRL tour a couple years ago (my brother works for a radio station.)

Stupid as they can get, with a bad attitude to boot.

Why? Because the one day YOU meet her she's got a bad attitude? Ever consider she might have been having a bad day? I'm tired of all these people whinning that celebrities are wankers because they aren't sweet as sugar everytime some spotty kid asks for their autograph.

A) A meet and greet is on the artist's terms ALONE. It could qualify as chilling out for a beer, simpyl shaking their hand, getting a photo or getting autographs... whatever. You don't ask for autographs, they either give them out, or they don't. A meet and greet is not just random fans, it is exclusively the people putting on the show... the execs at the venue and the promotions for the station promoting it, usually. Never really more than 20-25 people.

B) This wasn't a "bad day" bad attitude. She whined that she didn't want to smile for the picture because she didn't feel like it. Then she complained that she doesn't like doing meet and greets in a really snotty manner... in front of everyone there. Flat out rude.

C) I don't care if you are having a bad day or not, when you are a celebrity and getting paid millions, you are expected to have a good day whenever you are in public.... let alone on your own F'ing concert. She probably bagged around quarter to a half a million from that one show. When you are making that kind of money.. being friendly is part of the job.


Now, if I had run into her in public, while she was trying to do whatever it is she wants to do and she didn't even say hello, that's a totally different story.

Thanks.
 

StormRider

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Originally posted by: brigden
I mean, Godbless her, she's drop dead gorgeous, but she's completely retarded. Is she for real?

She's blonde so I guess it's possible...
 

Rudee

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It's all about ratings. The producers of her reality show encourage her to be as *blonde* as possible so people would watch the show, thus give the show higher ratings. If she was just a normal celebrity the show would be rather boring.
 

opticalmace

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: opticalmace
I can't comment on her intelligence, but I despise her as a singer. And she's ugly.
Pics of your physically superior girlfriend?

Pics of ANY girlfriend?

She has a nice chest but that's about it.
She looks like a barbie to me, and therefore I don't find her attractive.

Sheesh, it's like I insulted your sister or something...
 

Rudee

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Originally posted by: opticalmace
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: opticalmace
I can't comment on her intelligence, but I despise her as a singer. And she's ugly.
Pics of your physically superior girlfriend?

Pics of ANY girlfriend?

She has a nice chest but that's about it.
She looks like a barbie to me, and therefore I don't find her attractive.

Sheesh, it's like I insulted your sister or something...


So what you're telling us is if she looked like Ken you would then find her attractive?

 

opticalmace

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Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: opticalmace
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: opticalmace
I can't comment on her intelligence, but I despise her as a singer. And she's ugly.
Pics of your physically superior girlfriend?

Pics of ANY girlfriend?

She has a nice chest but that's about it.
She looks like a barbie to me, and therefore I don't find her attractive.

Sheesh, it's like I insulted your sister or something...


So what you're telling us is if she looked like Ken you would then find her attractive?

She looks fresh out of the mold.
She looks like her brain is made of plastic.

Not my type.
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: opticalmace
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: opticalmace
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: opticalmace
I can't comment on her intelligence, but I despise her as a singer. And she's ugly.
Pics of your physically superior girlfriend?

Pics of ANY girlfriend?

She has a nice chest but that's about it.
She looks like a barbie to me, and therefore I don't find her attractive.

Sheesh, it's like I insulted your sister or something...


So what you're telling us is if she looked like Ken you would then find her attractive?

She looks fresh out of the mold.
She looks like her brain is made of plastic.

Not my type.


Yea, but not your type and "ugly" are two different things.................
 

CrazyDe1

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Yes, she's really that dumb. The chicken or tuna thing wasn't scripted. If it was scripted they wouldn't randomly have nick making references to it in future episodes. Also, when interviewed about jessica's stupidity nick said something like jessica just doesn't think about what she's saying sometimes. That's coming from her husband.
 

opticalmace

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: opticalmace
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: opticalmace
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: opticalmace
I can't comment on her intelligence, but I despise her as a singer. And she's ugly.
Pics of your physically superior girlfriend?

Pics of ANY girlfriend?

She has a nice chest but that's about it.
She looks like a barbie to me, and therefore I don't find her attractive.

Sheesh, it's like I insulted your sister or something...


So what you're telling us is if she looked like Ken you would then find her attractive?

She looks fresh out of the mold.
She looks like her brain is made of plastic.

Not my type.


Yea, but not your type and "ugly" are two different things.................

Dunno, looks are subjective.
It doesn't really matter.
 

ajpa123

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All i know is that she looked very hot in the video to her song, 'irresistable'
 

Imdmn04

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Ignorant is different from stupid.
Ignorant means that you are not very aware of what is going on in the world.
Stupid means you suck at logical thinking.
 

Sid59

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Sep 2, 2002
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dunno but it act or realness got her into the mainstream. Either way it's smart move.
 

gsellis

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Originally posted by: Imdmn04
Ignorant is different from stupid.
Ignorant means that you are not very aware of what is going on in the world.
Stupid means you suck at logical thinking.

I have always said you are born dumb, you work at stupid. Jessica seems to blend the two ;)

OK, quick poll, how many of you know what color her eyes are? If you don't know, how can you say she is not clueless as you obviously weren't looking there either :)

As for a singer, she is all studio. On SNL, she stunk. But her hubby can sing!
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: gsellis
Originally posted by: Imdmn04
Ignorant is different from stupid.
Ignorant means that you are not very aware of what is going on in the world.
Stupid means you suck at logical thinking.

I have always said you are born dumb, you work at stupid. Jessica seems to blend the two ;)

OK, quick poll, how many of you know what color her eyes are? If you don't know, how can you say she is not clueless as you obviously weren't looking there either :)
She's got very brown eyes. I noticed.

And I'm sticking to my guns... she's sheltered (or ignorant if you like that word better), not stupid. If you watch her freelance on stage or in front of fans (like in many of the eps), she knows exactly what she's doing and saying.