Is it true that an alcohol enema will get you drunk really fast?

[BigLouis]

Who here has tried it?

 

[Ryan]

yeah - and possibly kill you.

 

[Literati]

Who here has tried it?

...

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Um, just FYI, please don't try it. It can be lethal. You can do that with a 20 oz Coke, and die from caffiene overdose. You anus absorbs stuff at a much higher rate that your intestine does....
Tas.

 

[Bv3]

There's only one way for you to know for sure.

 

[shortylickens]

WHO THE HELL IS SHOVING BOTTLES UP THEIR ASS???

 

[imported_malcontent]

This must have something to do with anal bleach, with a kick..

 

[KarenMarie]

i have no idea... but have no intentions of ever finding out.

 

[shilala]

Yup.
Aqua Velva will get you cross-eyed, too.
Dollar Store Generic Mouthwash will fvck you up bad.
My Dad told me that wine enemas were a Navy Standard. There wasn't much stuff to go around, and the sailors would enemize themselves for a power drunk.

 

[eakers]

so i could cut calories by consuming less alcohol by having alcohol enemas?

 

[BigLouis]

Originally posted by: shilala
Yup.
Aqua Velva will get you cross-eyed, too.
Dollar Store Generic Mouthwash will fvck you up bad.
My Dad told me that wine enemas were a Navy Standard. There wasn't much stuff to go around, and the sailors would enemize themselves for a power drunk.

Those navy guys sure know how to party!

 

[aircooled]

I have no idea why I googled this....

 

[Willoughbyva]

Yeah I remember some woman got into trouble for giving her husband or significant other an alchohol enama and it killed him. I think she was tried for murder. I don't know what happened to her; wither she got off or is serving time in prison. They can be deadly, so I wouldn't risk it.

 

[Rock Hydra]

That's fvckin' some crazy ass sick sh!te.

 

[HBalzer]

It sounds like you are just looking for reasons to shove something up your ass

 

[HBalzer]

But I bet you could light off some serious blue darts afterwards

 

[Bv3]

Originally posted by: HBalzer
It sounds like you are just looking for reasons to shove something up your ass

LOL

 

[BigLouis]

Originally posted by: HBalzer
It sounds like you are just looking for reasons to shove something up your ass

Your motivations do not fit others so don't assume.

It is in essence just a question.

 

[BatmanNate]

How else are you supposed to get the gerbil out?

 

[myusername]

Curiosity got the better of me last time the Enema Thread came around.

It didn't work for me, and was a big enough hassle (warm beer on stove, take clothes off, stand in shower, pump, wait, blow it out) that I can't ever see why I would try it again.

 

[BigLouis]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
How else are you supposed to get the gerbil out?

Sounds like you're experienced in that matter.

Why would you have a gerbil up your ass?

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: BigLouis

Originally posted by: HBalzer
It sounds like you are just looking for reasons to shove something up your ass

Your motivations do not fit others so don't assume.

It is in essence just a question.

Even if you could get drunk that way why would any normal straight man want to?
-I love responding to a question with a question we should all do it more often.

 

[monk3y]

Yeah I really don't have any reason to get drunk fast if it involves that kind of activity.

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: BigLouis

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
How else are you supposed to get the gerbil out?

Sounds like you're experienced in that matter.

Why would you have a gerbil up your ass?

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[ktehmok]

Originally posted by: myusername
Curiosity got the better of me last time the Enema Thread came around.

It didn't work for me, and was a big enough hassle (warm beer on stove, take clothes off, stand in shower, pump, wait, blow it out) that I can't ever see why I would try it again.

rofl, thanks, you just made my day.....