Is it true that an alcohol enema will get you drunk really fast?

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sonz70

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Originally posted by: myusername
Curiosity got the better of me last time the Enema Thread came around.

It didn't work for me, and was a big enough hassle (warm beer on stove, take clothes off, stand in shower, pump, wait, blow it out) that I can't ever see why I would try it again.

You're suppose to do it with liqour
 

BigLouis

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Originally posted by: HBalzer
Originally posted by: BigLouis
Originally posted by: HBalzer
It sounds like you are just looking for reasons to shove something up your ass

Your motivations do not fit others so don't assume.

It is in essence just a question.

Even if you could get drunk that way why would any normal straight man want to?
-I love responding to a question with a question we should all do it more often.

So if you have an enema or colonoscopy that alone makes you a homosexual, by your reasoning.
 

Fullmetal Chocobo

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Originally posted by: BigLouis

Those navy guys sure know how to party!

I love it when the college punks think they can out drink us... *eg* And no, I haven't done an alcoholic enema. I've always been able to buy my alcohol, thank you.
Tas.

 

shortylickens

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Originally posted by: BigLouis
Originally posted by: HBalzer
Originally posted by: BigLouis
Originally posted by: HBalzer
It sounds like you are just looking for reasons to shove something up your ass

Your motivations do not fit others so don't assume.

It is in essence just a question.
Even if you could get drunk that way why would any normal straight man want to?
-I love responding to a question with a question we should all do it more often.
So if you have an enema or colonoscopy that alone makes you a homosexual, by your reasoning.
Only if you want it and like it. ;)
 

HBalzer

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Originally posted by: BigLouis
Originally posted by: HBalzer
Originally posted by: BigLouis
Originally posted by: HBalzer
It sounds like you are just looking for reasons to shove something up your ass

Your motivations do not fit others so don't assume.

It is in essence just a question.

Even if you could get drunk that way why would any normal straight man want to?
-I love responding to a question with a question we should all do it more often.

So if you have an enema or colonoscopy that alone makes you a homosexual, by your reasoning.

If you go get an enema or colonoscopy every weekend for the fun of it then yes i say that makes you very gay, does it not?
 

myusername

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Originally posted by: sonz70
Originally posted by: myusername
Curiosity got the better of me last time the Enema Thread came around.

It didn't work for me, and was a big enough hassle (warm beer on stove, take clothes off, stand in shower, pump, wait, blow it out) that I can't ever see why I would try it again.

You're suppose to do it with liqour

According to the couple sites I googled, 5% alcohol content should be sufficient. Also ... did you READ the case studies of the subjects who didn't dilute it enough?
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: HBalzer
Originally posted by: BigLouis
Originally posted by: HBalzer
Originally posted by: BigLouis
Originally posted by: HBalzer
It sounds like you are just looking for reasons to shove something up your ass

Your motivations do not fit others so don't assume.

It is in essence just a question.

Even if you could get drunk that way why would any normal straight man want to?
-I love responding to a question with a question we should all do it more often.

So if you have an enema or colonoscopy that alone makes you a homosexual, by your reasoning.

If you go get an enema or colonoscopy every weekend for the fun of it then yes i say that makes you very gay, does it not?

Really - I always though it meant having an attraction to a person of the same sex. If you like to stick stuff up your bum, you're not gay, you just like to stick stuff up your bum. Now - what you stick up there might make you gay.....;)
 

Landroval

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Originally posted by: HBalzer
Originally posted by: BigLouis
Originally posted by: HBalzer
Originally posted by: BigLouis
Originally posted by: HBalzer
It sounds like you are just looking for reasons to shove something up your ass

Your motivations do not fit others so don't assume.

It is in essence just a question.

Even if you could get drunk that way why would any normal straight man want to?
-I love responding to a question with a question we should all do it more often.

So if you have an enema or colonoscopy that alone makes you a homosexual, by your reasoning.

If you go get an enema or colonoscopy every weekend for the fun of it then yes i say that makes you very gay, does it not?


It's not an enema --- it's a MALE DOUCHE! :p
 

HBalzer

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The gays are broadening their horizons soon they may take over the world. However, I think you are right sticking things up your butt means you have gay tendencies as does doing a girl in the backdoor. I suppose if you like them both you may not be gay but you are definitely not entirely straight.