Casinos are just one of the benefits.
Because of my brown skin, I've always dreamed that I could pull off fooling people into thinking I was a Native American, possibly aided by t-shirts and bandanas and what-not that proclaimed the suggestion.
No, I wouldn't use it to get college scholarships or anything like that, which would be the smart thing to do...
Rather, I'd just shoplift at every store I visited...I wouldn't get caught every time, and if I did I'd just look the owner right in the face and say "Who the hell are you to talk?! You people stole my land and you're pissed off about a fuckin' video card?!"
After which I'd put the card in my pocket and walk out...cursing the whole time.
I mean honestly, what could they say?
Because of my brown skin, I've always dreamed that I could pull off fooling people into thinking I was a Native American, possibly aided by t-shirts and bandanas and what-not that proclaimed the suggestion.
No, I wouldn't use it to get college scholarships or anything like that, which would be the smart thing to do...
Rather, I'd just shoplift at every store I visited...I wouldn't get caught every time, and if I did I'd just look the owner right in the face and say "Who the hell are you to talk?! You people stole my land and you're pissed off about a fuckin' video card?!"
After which I'd put the card in my pocket and walk out...cursing the whole time.
I mean honestly, what could they say?
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