Is it cheating if...

[Exterous]

the future version of your current wife (who you are still married to in the future) travels back in time and has sex with you?

 

[highland145]

Does that make her a MILF?

 

[FerrelGeek]

Or a cougar?

 

[rudeguy]

.....and for the rest of the day I'm going to try to figure out if there is any chance of me blowing future me....

 

[balloonshark]

We need to know what genders and/or sexual orientations the past you and future you were/are. Shit I'm confused

 

[highland145]

We need to know what genders and/or sexual orientations the past you and future you were/are. Shit I'm confused

Rude's a mono sexual. He wants to do himself. Ex is a hetero male and wants to do a MILF or cougar but be true to his wife.

 

[balloonshark]

Rude's a mono sexual. He wants to do himself. Ex is a hetero male and wants to do a MILF or cougar but be true to his wife.

Are multiple personalities involved? If so we might need to start a study and seek funding :hmm:

 

[rudeguy]

Rude's a mono sexual. He wants to do himself. Ex is a hetero male and wants to do a MILF or cougar but be true to his wife.

I'm asexual

 

[highland145]

Are multiple personalities involved? If so we might need to start a study and seek funding :hmm:

A gofundme so Rude can do an older Rude?

I'm asexual

No. You still want to do yourself, right?

 

[Exterous]

Are multiple personalities involved? If so we might need to start a study and seek funding :hmm:

If thats what is required to get funding then I am sure we can work that in

You still want to do yourself, right?

He's about the only one that would consent to it :awe:

 

[highland145]

He's about the only one that would consent to it :awe:

He's just a narcissist. No else is good enough for him.

 

[rudeguy]

He's just a narcissist. No else is good enough for him.

I'm stealing that.

 

[Exterous]

He's just a narcissist. No else is good enough for him.

:hmm: Can a narcissist be so narcissistic that even a recent future or past self isn't good enough?

 

[highland145]

I'm stealing that.

No royalties? I'm not making jack on my other smart assed posts.

:hmm: Can a narcissist be so narcissistic that even a recent future or past self isn't good enough?

The past, present and future Alks all walk into a bar.....

 

[Puppies04]

I actually asked my Wife the other day if it was ok to have sex with a past her if I ever find I have been transported through time. She said it was Ok which is cool.

 

[Sonikku]

But the question is why? Why would one want to have sex with an older, slightly worse looking version of ones mate they we could tap right now?

 

[sandorski]

Not if it's a Threesome.

 

[JulesMaximus]

No royalties? I'm not making jack on my other smart assed posts.

The past, present and future Alks all walk into a bar.....

He'd probably pick a fight with his other selves.

 

[highland145]

He'd probably pick a fight with his other selves.

Come at me, bros.
Do we even lift.
Our Mom.
I call shotgun in the m3.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Have there been any "enhancements"?

 

[SlitheryDee]

:hmm: Can a narcissist be so narcissistic that even a recent future or past self isn't good enough?

Depends on what stage of life I'm in. I'm not touching myself mid-twenties or earlier. I was a broke numbskull back then. Future me though? Hey hey sugar daddy.

 

[Puppies04]

But the question is why? Why would one want to have sex with an older, slightly worse looking version of ones mate they we could tap right now?

Because Milfs are dirty in bed.

 

[SSSnail]

What if your younger wife travels through time and have sex with you? Like, very younger wife... Will Chris Hansen ask you to take a seat? :hmm:

 

[radhak]

the future version of your current wife (who you are still married to in the future) travels back in time and has sex with you?

Been watching "The Time Traveler's Wife", eh?

 

[SunnyD]

A better question would be "Is it cheating if you clone your wife and have sex with the clone?" :hmm: