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Why would you want to have sex with an older, more wrinkly version of your current wife? Most guys get in trouble plowing a younger, sexier version of their wife.
 
It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off because it's your dog.
 
the future version of your current wife (who you are still married to in the future) travels back in time and has sex with you?

Typical ATOT response: the woman is responsible for mastering and altering the principles of time and dimensional travel.

And, let me guess, temporal paradoxes are the woman's problem as well, right?
 
Having just watched predestination. My question would be,
is your current wife yourself from the past, before you had that baby that destroyed your ovaries, but thankfully you had a secret set of balls so you just changed teams in the middle?
 
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Been watching "The Time Traveler's Wife", eh?

Actually no. These are just the things I think of in the morning while my brain is still starting up

Having just watched predestination. My question would be, is your current wife yourself from the past, before you had that baby that destroyed your ovaries, but thankfully you had a secret set of balls so you just changed teams in the middle?

😵

Typical ATOT response: the woman is responsible for mastering and altering the principles of time and dimensional travel.

And, let me guess, temporal paradoxes are the woman's problem as well, right?

Hey I too was surprised that a kitchen and sammiches were integral parts of time travel but they are.
 
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