The only thing misfortunate about being born a woman is the whole "bathroom" thing.
You see, in a woman, the urge to go to the bathroom is not as simple as that for a man. For a man, the urge triggers the pratical response of finding some place to go... be it a urinal, a tree, or even a mime's leg.
In women, it is a far more complex issue. You see, the urge to pee is cross wired with the "herding" instinct, thus requiring that a woman find other women before going to the bathroom, and then only in the safest places. So, many women, when isolated and alone, suffer for many hours before actually finding another in their same condition, and that allows them to not only satisfy their urge to pee, but also their urge to herd.
Other than that minor drawback, woman rock!