This reminds me of a dream I had not so long ago.... (I hear the collective sigh of
oh, no, here she goes again... )
I dreamed that I entered a room in which God, in the form of the Holy Spirit, was going to judge me.
I was really worried at first, because my MIL was there, and boy is she judgemental. She was like,
Ha! Now you are going to get it! but I knew I had tried my best so I just prepared to accept my fate.
The first thing that happened was that celestial instruments played songs of my life... Somehow, I knew what each one was about.
The next thing that happened was I got a computer printout of my 'judgement', which was sort of like an employee review sheet.
The paper said " You are a selfless and generous giver " and the only admonishment was "Farts loudly".
Who says God doesn't have a good sense of humor?
Guess God doesn't want me to eat gas producing foods....
(Actually, I think it means I am a sometimes too unapologetic about my human weaknesses.

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