Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Originally posted by: Linflas
Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
No pilsner is real beer. If it's yellow and carbonated, it's crap.
True crap has the terms Lite or Ice in the title somewhere.
No no, if it has Lite or Ice in the title it's imitation crap. Wanna be crap. Yellows are always crap.
Real beer is gauged by blackness. I don't drink anything that isn't at least as black as my ex-wife's soul. If it can't crawl out of the mug, up my arm, force open my mouth, and drive itself down my gullet, I'm not interested.