Ironwing's Law

[IronWing]

For any given post, accessing the most appropriate smiley requires the opening of the smiley pop-up window.

 

[Exterous]

I refuse and will type in the majority of my smilies 😛 :awe: 😡 🙁 🙂

Edit: Exterous' corollary "If enticed to type out all known smilies laziness will terminate the endeavor before completion"

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Careful, any moment may be your next.

 

[lxskllr]

Negative. All it requires is a standard keyboard. If it can't be done with ascii, it isn't worth doing.

 

[IronWing]

Negative. All it requires is a standard keyboard. If it can't be done with ascii, it isn't worth doing.

Porn, in particular, was dramatically and positively improved with the advent of images.

 

[lxskllr]

Porn, in particular, was dramatically and positively improved with the advent of images.

There's something to be said for imagination. Porn was much more exciting when you had to watch for the occasional unscrambled bits on SuperTV, than when you could go to any video store, much less a couple key clicks like you have now.

 

[blackangst1]

There's something to be said for imagination. Porn was much more exciting when you had to watch for the occasional unscrambled bits on SuperTV, than when you could go to any video store, much less a couple key clicks like you have now.

lmao truth

 

[dud]

This place is getting too haughty ...

🙂

 

[ImpulsE69]

Next we'll be required to use punctuation and grammar.

 

[sandorski]

Sometimes.

 

[IronWing]

I am amending my law thus:

For any given post, accessing the most appropriate smiley requires the opening of the smiley pop-up window and scrolling to the bottom of the window.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

For any given post, accessing the most appropriate smiley requires the opening of the smiley pop-up window.

False.

For any given post the most appropriate smiley is no smiley at all and therefore no window needs to be opened.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I am amending my law thus:

For any given post, accessing the most appropriate smiley requires the opening of the smiley pop-up window and scrolling to the bottom of the window.

()🙂

 

[edro]

I agree with your law.

 

[highland145]

This thread, yous guys...I think I'll stay.



There goes the hood.😱😀:sneaky:🙂D:😱:'(😵🙁

This place is getting too haughty ...

🙂

'sup, dud?

 

[CraKaJaX]

:beer;

 

[DrPizza]

One would think that after 38,000 posts, you would have memorized all the extra ones. You can type them in, you know... : colbert :

 

[videogames101]

Signed

 

[pete6032]

I wish the smilies on Tapatalk matched the forum.

 

[zinfamous]

I hate this law because it is so true. 😡

 

[highland145]

I hate this law because it is so true. 😡

Pshaw, mustard hater. No one cares what you think.

 

[zinfamous]

Pshaw, mustard hater. No one cares what you think.

suck it:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/11/02/in-defense-of-the-true-cue

: confused : [ <--old fuse talk confused, damnit!]

 

[Fenixgoon]

One would think that after 38,000 posts, you would have memorized all the extra ones. You can type them in, you know... : colbert :

oh really :awe:

 

[highland145]

suck it:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/11/02/in-defense-of-the-true-cue

: confused : [ <--old fuse talk confused, damnit!]

😀

You're still north of the Mason Dixon so your opinion still doesn't count.

 

[zinfamous]

😀

You're still north of the Mason Dixon so your opinion still doesn't count.

Huh?

Maryland is below the Mason Dixon, brutha. (it is, in fact, the northern border).

Though, using the mule vs. horse cart-pulling metric that is mentioned in that article I linked, I am most likely living amonsgt yankees in that perspective. 🙁