Ironwing's Law

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
72,909
34,038
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For any given post, accessing the most appropriate smiley requires the opening of the smiley pop-up window.
 

Exterous

Super Moderator
Jun 20, 2006
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I refuse and will type in the majority of my smilies :p :awe: :mad: :( :)

Edit: Exterous' corollary "If enticed to type out all known smilies laziness will terminate the endeavor before completion"
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
60,139
10,609
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Negative. All it requires is a standard keyboard. If it can't be done with ascii, it isn't worth doing.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
72,909
34,038
136
Negative. All it requires is a standard keyboard. If it can't be done with ascii, it isn't worth doing.

Porn, in particular, was dramatically and positively improved with the advent of images.
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
60,139
10,609
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Porn, in particular, was dramatically and positively improved with the advent of images.

There's something to be said for imagination. Porn was much more exciting when you had to watch for the occasional unscrambled bits on SuperTV, than when you could go to any video store, much less a couple key clicks like you have now.
 

blackangst1

Lifer
Feb 23, 2005
22,902
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There's something to be said for imagination. Porn was much more exciting when you had to watch for the occasional unscrambled bits on SuperTV, than when you could go to any video store, much less a couple key clicks like you have now.

lmao truth
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
72,909
34,038
136
I am amending my law thus:

For any given post, accessing the most appropriate smiley requires the opening of the smiley pop-up window and scrolling to the bottom of the window.
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
25,284
1,998
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For any given post, accessing the most appropriate smiley requires the opening of the smiley pop-up window.

False.

For any given post the most appropriate smiley is no smiley at all and therefore no window needs to be opened.
 

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
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www.slatebrookfarm.com
One would think that after 38,000 posts, you would have memorized all the extra ones. You can type them in, you know... : colbert :
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,864
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:D

You're still north of the Mason Dixon so your opinion still doesn't count.

Huh?

Maryland is below the Mason Dixon, brutha. (it is, in fact, the northern border).

Though, using the mule vs. horse cart-pulling metric that is mentioned in that article I linked, I am most likely living amonsgt yankees in that perspective. :(