Invade Canada?

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Make sure you make a vague reference to Al-Queda and terrorism and swear Canada is making WMD, then invade.

Isn't Canadian Club a WMD? I think so.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Why would I want that when I get a positive exchange rate and cheap weed?

Amen!

 

[LordMagnusKain]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Make sure you make a vague reference to Al-Queda and terrorism and swear Canada is making WMD, then invade.

Isn't Canadian Club a WMD? I think so.

they supply so much uranium and have nuclear subs... i think it would be odd if they weren?t part of the club.

but then they are part French... so we'd win, no problem.. the other part is just a couple of free American states anyway.

 

[Biggerhammer]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: SickBeast
I say we trade the province of Québec for the state of Texas and end all political termoil and uprisings for both nations. This will also create a more balanced war, and will give Canada a southern attack front.

But think of how difficult it would be to move them.😀

But well worth the effort! 🙂

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose

Originally posted by: brigden
If the World's countries were individuals in high school Canada would be the cool, laid-back, popular guy that everyone got along with. America would be the rich, athletic bully with bad taste that most people thought was a douche bag. Of course, he would have people who thought he was cool, and they would try to emulate his style, but they would be loser countries.

Actually Canada would be the little dweeb that sits in the corner and tries to hide from everyone else because he knows he is insignificant 🙁

I think any invasion of Canada by the US would take about 2 days.

That's what the douche American likes to think because his way of influencing people alienates them.

 

[AFB]

Hmm, I looks pretty close.

 

[Ausm]

WTF r u smoking?

Canada is one of the few allies that America can truely trust.

Ausm

 

[maddogchen]

I'm going to Canada this weekend. I'll scout out Vancouver for the upcoming invasion. I'll make a list of all the strip joints our troops must check out 🙂

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose

Originally posted by: brigden
If the World's countries were individuals in high school Canada would be the cool, laid-back, popular guy that everyone got along with. America would be the rich, athletic bully with bad taste that most people thought was a douche bag. Of course, he would have people who thought he was cool, and they would try to emulate his style, but they would be loser countries.

Actually Canada would be the little dweeb that sits in the corner and tries to hide from everyone else because he knows he is insignificant 🙁

I think any invasion of Canada by the US would take about 2 days.

That's what the douche American likes to think because his way of influencing people alienates them.

If one truly attempts to accurately apply this high school analogy, Canada would be the rather large, pale, cold, unpopular outcast who never fights with anyone.

 

[maddogchen]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose

Originally posted by: brigden
If the World's countries were individuals in high school Canada would be the cool, laid-back, popular guy that everyone got along with. America would be the rich, athletic bully with bad taste that most people thought was a douche bag. Of course, he would have people who thought he was cool, and they would try to emulate his style, but they would be loser countries.

Actually Canada would be the little dweeb that sits in the corner and tries to hide from everyone else because he knows he is insignificant 🙁

I think any invasion of Canada by the US would take about 2 days.

That's what the douche American likes to think because his way of influencing people alienates them.

If one truly attempts to accurately apply this high school analogy, Canada would be the rather large, pale, cold, unpopular outcast who never fights with anyone.

Canada is the guy tripped out from smoking weed m'kay. Sprouting liberal views and listening to Green Day.

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose

Originally posted by: brigden
If the World's countries were individuals in high school Canada would be the cool, laid-back, popular guy that everyone got along with. America would be the rich, athletic bully with bad taste that most people thought was a douche bag. Of course, he would have people who thought he was cool, and they would try to emulate his style, but they would be loser countries.

Actually Canada would be the little dweeb that sits in the corner and tries to hide from everyone else because he knows he is insignificant 🙁

I think any invasion of Canada by the US would take about 2 days.

That's what the douche American likes to think because his way of influencing people alienates them.

If one truly attempts to accurately apply this high school analogy, Canada would be the rather large, pale, cold, unpopular outcast who never fights with anyone because he is sitting next to the big bully who won't let anyone else hurt him

Finished that for you.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: maddogchen
I'm going to Canada this weekend. I'll scout out Vancouver for the upcoming invasion. I'll make a list of all the strip joints our troops must check out 🙂

Bring back maps.😀

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

We can take all the maple syrup and beer.

 

[Bassyhead]

why not?

 

[rdgr8]

No oil, no gold...nothing important in that forsaken place for us to take advantage of.😉

 

[CanOWorms]

we should invade them and liberate them from the oppressive Canadian Queen, Elizabeth II

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose

Originally posted by: brigden
If the World's countries were individuals in high school Canada would be the cool, laid-back, popular guy that everyone got along with. America would be the rich, athletic bully with bad taste that most people thought was a douche bag. Of course, he would have people who thought he was cool, and they would try to emulate his style, but they would be loser countries.

Actually Canada would be the little dweeb that sits in the corner and tries to hide from everyone else because he knows he is insignificant 🙁

I think any invasion of Canada by the US would take about 2 days.

That's what the douche American likes to think because his way of influencing people alienates them.

If one truly attempts to accurately apply this high school analogy, Canada would be the rather large, pale, cold, unpopular outcast who never fights with anyone.

Unpopular?

Canadians are universally liked. I have never heard of anyone slandering Canadians. I've lived here for twenty years and I think they're great.

 

[CanOWorms]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose

Originally posted by: brigden
If the World's countries were individuals in high school Canada would be the cool, laid-back, popular guy that everyone got along with. America would be the rich, athletic bully with bad taste that most people thought was a douche bag. Of course, he would have people who thought he was cool, and they would try to emulate his style, but they would be loser countries.

Actually Canada would be the little dweeb that sits in the corner and tries to hide from everyone else because he knows he is insignificant 🙁

I think any invasion of Canada by the US would take about 2 days.

That's what the douche American likes to think because his way of influencing people alienates them.

If one truly attempts to accurately apply this high school analogy, Canada would be the rather large, pale, cold, unpopular outcast who never fights with anyone.

Unpopular?

Canadians are universally liked. I have never heard of anyone slandering Canadians. I've lived here for twenty years and I think they're great.

I've never heard of anyone slandering Peruvians either! hmmmmm...

I think he means unpopular as in nobody knows or cares about the country, like Peru.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: CanOWorms

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose

Originally posted by: brigden
If the World's countries were individuals in high school Canada would be the cool, laid-back, popular guy that everyone got along with. America would be the rich, athletic bully with bad taste that most people thought was a douche bag. Of course, he would have people who thought he was cool, and they would try to emulate his style, but they would be loser countries.

Actually Canada would be the little dweeb that sits in the corner and tries to hide from everyone else because he knows he is insignificant 🙁

I think any invasion of Canada by the US would take about 2 days.

That's what the douche American likes to think because his way of influencing people alienates them.

If one truly attempts to accurately apply this high school analogy, Canada would be the rather large, pale, cold, unpopular outcast who never fights with anyone.

Unpopular?

Canadians are universally liked. I have never heard of anyone slandering Canadians. I've lived here for twenty years and I think they're great.

I've never heard of anyone slandering Peruvians either! hmmmmm...

I think he means unpopular as in nobody knows or cares about the country, like Peru.

Last time I checked Peru wasn't part of the G8.

 

[Sealy]

Ya know...I think Canada would be more successful in invading the U.S.

After all, if the U.S. ever were to invade Canada, they would be advertising on FOX for months about it, they'd be marching up to the boarder shooting their guns, and setting off fireworks, with college cheerleaders bouncing around yelling "we're going to attack, ya better watch yer back!" So in all honesty, we'd know you were coming and just have to sik our huskys, bears, moose, beaver, and cariboo on you.

Now if Canada were to invade the U.S. we'd just all put on our touques and gently smile, please and thank you our way across the boarder, give everyone weed, from B.C. of course, and Canadian beer, and then when everyone was high and really drunk...we'd just sik our huskys, bears, moose, beaver, and cariboo on you.

😉 😛 🙂

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: Sealy
Ya know...I think Canada would be more successful in invading the U.S.

After all, if the U.S. ever were to invade Canada, they would be advertising on FOX for months about it, they'd be marching up to the boarder shooting their guns, and setting off fireworks, with college cheerleaders bouncing around yelling "we're going to attack, ya better watch yer back!" So in all honesty, we'd know you were coming and just have to sik our huskys, bears, moose, beaver, and cariboo on you.

Now if Canada were to invade the U.S. we'd just all put on our touques and gently smile, please and thank you our way across the boarder, give everyone weed, from B.C. of course, and Canadian beer, and then when everyone was high and really drunk...we'd just sik our huskys, bears, moose, beaver, and cariboo on you.

😉 😛 🙂

:thumbsup:😀

 

[CanOWorms]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: CanOWorms

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose

Originally posted by: brigden
If the World's countries were individuals in high school Canada would be the cool, laid-back, popular guy that everyone got along with. America would be the rich, athletic bully with bad taste that most people thought was a douche bag. Of course, he would have people who thought he was cool, and they would try to emulate his style, but they would be loser countries.

Actually Canada would be the little dweeb that sits in the corner and tries to hide from everyone else because he knows he is insignificant 🙁

I think any invasion of Canada by the US would take about 2 days.

That's what the douche American likes to think because his way of influencing people alienates them.

If one truly attempts to accurately apply this high school analogy, Canada would be the rather large, pale, cold, unpopular outcast who never fights with anyone.

Unpopular?

Canadians are universally liked. I have never heard of anyone slandering Canadians. I've lived here for twenty years and I think they're great.

I've never heard of anyone slandering Peruvians either! hmmmmm...

I think he means unpopular as in nobody knows or cares about the country, like Peru.

Last time I checked Peru wasn't part of the G8.

Last time I checked Canada wasn't part of South America!

 

[Vic]

Whee!! 54°40' or fight!!! 😀

 

[Sealy]

Originally posted by: Vic
Whee!! 54°40' or fight!!! 😀

5440! Great Vancouver Band!
5440

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: CanOWorms

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose

Originally posted by: brigden
If the World's countries were individuals in high school Canada would be the cool, laid-back, popular guy that everyone got along with. America would be the rich, athletic bully with bad taste that most people thought was a douche bag. Of course, he would have people who thought he was cool, and they would try to emulate his style, but they would be loser countries.

Actually Canada would be the little dweeb that sits in the corner and tries to hide from everyone else because he knows he is insignificant 🙁

I think any invasion of Canada by the US would take about 2 days.

That's what the douche American likes to think because his way of influencing people alienates them.

If one truly attempts to accurately apply this high school analogy, Canada would be the rather large, pale, cold, unpopular outcast who never fights with anyone.

Unpopular?

Canadians are universally liked. I have never heard of anyone slandering Canadians. I've lived here for twenty years and I think they're great.

I've never heard of anyone slandering Peruvians either! hmmmmm...

I think he means unpopular as in nobody knows or cares about the country, like Peru.

I slander Peruvians all the time.

I slander thee, Peruvians! Now go away or I shall slander thee a second time!